This ad (NWS) is quite possibly the funniest mudslinging ad I have ever seen. If I lived in Wisconsin I would vote for Ron Kind. He is all right in my book. (ignore all the whiny douches after the end of the commercial. This was the only copy I could find)
Quasi-Transcript for those that can't watch the video:
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Taken from article at JSOnline
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"Ron Kind has no trouble spending your money, he'd just rather spend it on sex. That's right. Instead of spending money on cancer research, Ron Kind voted to spend your money to study the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes. Instead of spending money to study heart disease, Ron Kind spent your money to study the ************ habits of old men,"
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"Ron Kind," the ad continues, "even spent your tax dollars to pay teenage girls to watch pornographic movies with probes connected to their genitalia. Ron Kind pays for sex but not for soldiers."
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"Ron Kind has no trouble spending your money, he'd just rather spend it on sex. That's right. Instead of spending money on cancer research, Ron Kind voted to spend your money to study the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes. Instead of spending money to study heart disease, Ron Kind spent your money to study the ************ habits of old men,"
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"Ron Kind," the ad continues, "even spent your tax dollars to pay teenage girls to watch pornographic movies with probes connected to their genitalia. Ron Kind pays for sex but not for soldiers."
Like I said, this Ron Kind guy is right up my alley. We need more guys like him in office.
What does his opponent have against octogenarian self love and engorged 18 year old clitori? Those two things are almost as American as apple pie and keeping a mistress that is three shades darker than you. If this other guy (John R Nelson IIRC) is so uptight that he is against co-eds with electrodes in their nether region (which is hella hawt), then he has no business in office. I mena, damn, normally I have to go to some Tawianese site to see that stuff, but Ron Kind is going to make it an everyday occurance!
Ron Kind gets my stamp of approval, and I urge everyone in that silly cheese state to vote for him.