Yeah You!
"Anonymous Guests" My ***** Lurkers!
Shallow fUcking cowards who can't be ***** sorting out a Username and Password, vicariously suck up the flames, wit and sexyness (we know who we are).
Go Register, get back in here and contribute!!!
Make 'we' laugh or FUck Off.
Now.
It's not a widely known fact, but having spent 80 years deciphering Assyrian cuniform tablets, philologists have now translated a 2,800 year old clay imprint.
It reads "Anonymous = rancid cowardly powder-dry cUnt"
To recycle and old Nobbyism:
Q: How do you kill an Anonymous Guest?
A: Wait til they're having a drink, then slam the lavatory seat down on their neck.