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I wouldn't either. However, he did bring about the fact that "Fat-bottomed girls, they make the rockin' world go round." So he's not THAT crazy.

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

Speaking of Meatloaf, what, exactly, is it that he won't do for love?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

I can do that
I can do that

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude
And a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I won't do that
I won't do that

I know the territory; I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be ******** around

No, I won't do that
I won't do that

Let me be somebody I admire
Let me be that muscle down the street
Stick another turtle on the fire
Guys like me are mad for turtle meat

Rivaled only by the insipidly moronic MacArthur Park...

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

All about the context baby.

And the psychotropic culture of the beat generation. You had to be there.

I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

Speaking of Meatloaf, what, exactly, is it that he won't do for love?

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, i get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost,
it's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast and
watch the evening news

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo,
doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
oh life, doo, doot dooo

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare, anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there, bungee jumping,
I don't care!

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo,
doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
oh life, doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo,
doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
(repeat till end)