Just in time for Christmas-- Suicide Bomber Barbie!Follow

Like totally Jihad!

Those blue eyes don't look very Muslim to me...

Oh, any birka makes my guard go up.. the whole 3 inches up.

What I want to know is if Suicide Barbie is anatomically correct-- female circumcision and all. After all, you can't just go blowing up your fav shopping mall or mosque if you don't have some latent feminine anger over the genital mutilation you received at the age of twelve. Where else would that unexpended sexual energy from lost orgasms go if it weren't spent killing the Establishment and the people in it who created the social climate necessary to chop off your private bits?

Jamming Suicide Ken into your quim sans a **** is simply the Muslim equivilent of Linda Blair shoving a cross up her puss and growling, "Your mother sucks ***** in Paradise!"

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You've got to be kidding me...

Yeah, dammit, now what am I gonna get my niece for her birthday? >_<

Edited, Oct 25th 2006 at 6:52pm PDT by Matjlav

Al-Jazeera
Dateline: 26 October 2006

WEST BANK — The look on the face of 17-year old Palestinian Ayat al-Akhras said it all. She was spellbound as she watched a compelling video presentation by members of the militant Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade on the benefits of becoming a suicide bomber.

The grainy homemade video shows exactly what happens to young girls from the time their heads are ripped from their torsos, to just minutes later, when more than a dozen towel boys rub a soothing mixture of guava and aloe into her dry skin. It was more than enough to convince al-Akhras.

"My favorite part was when all these cute boys feed me grapes and then tell me I'm a real "ji-hottie," al-Akhras said. "I haven't been this excited since I got to use the indoor toilet at the Jerusalem Jack in the Box!"

While heavenly promises to male suicide bombers include 72 virgins, Arab clerics confirmed for the first time Thursday, that heavenly gifts for female suicide bombers would include 15 towel boys, a deluxe Lacôme gift pack, and unlimited time in the spa. Though tanning and facials would be extra, female bombers would be receive a coupon for three chemical peel treatments, two hours on the tanning bed and an as yet undermined amount of electrolysis.

The new offer wasn't enough to convince all the women to strap on the explosive belt. Several Palestinian women admitted they were somewhat disappointed by what Heaven had in store for martyrs.

"I appreciate everything Allah has promised," 20-year-old Andaleeb Taqatqa said as she bought groceries for her family. "But there's no way I'm killing myself unless I get at least 50 towel boys, unlimited electrolysis and some new boobs. Nothing outrageous -- just a nice nice C cup would be fine."

Whoa.

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That last article makes for all sorts of fun-nays:

Who says the Muslims can't invent anything? This gives new meaning to the term "booby traps!"

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Let's hope this turns out to be just a storm in a D-cup.

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Explosives in a brassiere: The Islamic version of a sexbomb!

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And from the New York Post:

"A she-bomber planned to blow up British Airways Flight 223 over Washington with plastic explosives hidden inside her body, a chilling new report says. U.S. security services told Scotland Yard that the woman - almost certainly linked to al Qaeda - planned to hide 8 to 12 ounces of the material tucked inside her reproductive region, London's Mirror newspaper reported.

When the flight was over the nation's capital, the bomber would go to the bathroom, remove the explosives and detonate a blast that would blow the aircraft out of the skies." (Unquote).

If something like this ever happens, and it probably will, the bomber will probably go down in history as "The Mother of All Explosions". Actually, muslim women carrying suicide bombs in their wombs is nothing new, but up until now they have not been set to detonate until some years after delivery."

Lol.

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Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "PUssy fart".




yeah yeah, it sucks, I'm crap at rascist jokes...

Edit: wtf, poossy is a swear word?! Won't someone please think of the kittens?!



Edited, Oct 27th 2006 at 3:59am PDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx

I'm all in favor of burkas.
I mean honestly, how many of those women do you want to see the faces of with their rotting teeth, facial hair, and complete disregard for makeup?
No thanks.