What the hell FL?Follow

I live in Orlando and it's great but nothing amazing. Once you do the theme park thing a couple times it gets old. Halloween Horror Nights at Universal was just a place to go when a teenager to smoke pot and drink alcohol then mess with people. Don't complain about it not being hot either. You're lucky. The only other place hotter than FL I have stepped foot into was Iraq. What a hell-hole. And all the wildlife gets real annoying when you have a 17ft. alligator in your backyard. But, when that happens you just grab you 10-gauge and blow a hole in him and have gator tail for dinner.