Atomicflea wrote:
Joph Jr. is going as Darth Vader. He tries his outfit on every couple of days and walks around the house breathing heavy and singing the Deathstar themesong. Once, I came out of the bedroom and he was waiting for me in battle pose, with his red lightsabre glowing. You haven't lived until you've been threatened by a pint-sized Vader.
"You don't know the power of the Dark Side. Obi-wan never told you about my father."
"He told me enough, he told me you killed him!"
"No! Flea, YOU are dating my father!"
"Nooooooooooooooooo... Hey wait minute...."
"Flea, together with my father we can destroy the republican agenda with our liberal conspiracies! Bush has foreseen this! It is your destiny. Join us, and together we can rule the globe! Come with me. It is the only way..."