And Shit-fer-Brains Al'Katie trying to start the Assylum awards before bloody Hallowe'en!
Threow me a fricken' Beown!
I'm pitching to Hallmark for my "Happy Miscarriage Katie" range of cards though
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Like Christmas TV commercials starting in fUcking October! 
And Shit-fer-Brains Al'Katie trying to start the Assylum awards before bloody Hallowe'en!
Threow me a fricken' Beown!
I'm pitching to Hallmark for my "Happy Miscarriage Katie" range of cards though
And Shit-fer-Brains Al'Katie trying to start the Assylum awards before bloody Hallowe'en!
Threow me a fricken' Beown!
I'm pitching to Hallmark for my "Happy Miscarriage Katie" range of cards though
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jello.. Did not. Go back and read you ******* illiterate waste of sperm. Find out why I bumped those, then come back.
Merry Christmas, Nobler!
And to all a good night!
And to all a good night!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nexa still needs to tabulate the Assylumite awards from last year.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
King Nobby wrote:
Like Christmas TV commercials starting in fUcking October!
And Shit-fer-Brains Al'Katie trying to start the Assylum awards before bloody Hallowe'en!
Threow me a fricken' Beown!
I'm pitching to Hallmark for my "Happy Miscarriage Katie" range of cards though
And Shit-fer-Brains Al'Katie trying to start the Assylum awards before bloody Hallowe'en!
Threow me a fricken' Beown!
I'm pitching to Hallmark for my "Happy Miscarriage Katie" range of cards though
In all seriousness, two of my neighbors have Christmas decorations up.
I'm hoping it's a "Nightmare Before Christmas" theme for Halloween.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Happy Valentine's!
I can sort of understand craft stores selling Christmas decorations at this time of year. I like getting my craft on ahead of time, but I don't understand WalMart selling Christmas decorations at the end of September.
Happy Love Day!
I was driving down 55 the other night when I saw some lights coming from a warehouse or something off the side of the freeway. It was a fully lit-up Christmas window, like you'd see at a department store, with trees, Santa, presents... Bastages. I haven't even saved up yet!!!
I don't care about the decorations, but I never mind when the music starts. Christmas music makes me happy. Sometimes I listen to Christmas CD's in the middle of summer.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I demand a retraction you old leathery toothless euro-bum!
Nexa wrote:
I don't care about the decorations, but I never mind when the music starts. Christmas music makes me happy. Sometimes I listen to Christmas CD's in the middle of summer.
Nexa
Nexa
Christmas music? Bah-Humbug!
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I demand a retraction you old leathery toothless euro-bum!
Anywho, I love teh Christmassy music, tinsel on the tree, Dracoid roastin on an open fire etc. etc. It just pisses me off when I'm all Christmas'd out by 20th December.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I demand a retraction you old leathery toothless euro-bum!
I love Christmas, but I miss the snow. Just doesn't seem right somehow without it. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
I love Christmas, but I miss the snow. Just doesn't seem right somehow without it.
Atomicflea wrote:
Tare wrote:
I love Christmas, but I miss the snow. Just doesn't seem right somehow without it.
I'd rather have 6 months of snow than 6 months of seeing bugs the size of my head. To each their own, I s'pose.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
King Nobby wrote:
Like Christmas TV commercials starting in fUcking October!
And Shit-fer-Brains Al'Katie trying to start the Assylum awards before bloody Hallowe'en!
Threow me a fricken' Beown!
I'm pitching to Hallmark for my "Happy Miscarriage Katie" range of cards though
And Shit-fer-Brains Al'Katie trying to start the Assylum awards before bloody Hallowe'en!
Threow me a fricken' Beown!
I'm pitching to Hallmark for my "Happy Miscarriage Katie" range of cards though
Ya every stinkin year it seems to start earlier. Mid September I went to Costco and they already had 3 aisle of Chistmas decoration, tree, animated lawn ornaments, etc.
It's the stores shifting the seasons. Ever tried to get a pair of thermal underwear in December when its cold enough to need them? Can't do it cause the stores are already stocking clothes for Spring. Bastages!
If you didnt have a kid, I'd suggest you go to the store and buy a bottle of boric acid. You can find it in the pharmacy usually. Sprinkle that around the outside of your house/yard and no more bugs. Of course anything like dogs, cats or people die a horrible death if injested(sp?). Don't kill the geckos, they eat bugs and help keep them away from your house.
Tare wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Tare wrote:
I love Christmas, but I miss the snow. Just doesn't seem right somehow without it.
I'd rather have 6 months of snow than 6 months of seeing bugs the size of my head. To each their own, I s'pose.
You could move to Wisconsin and have both!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
If you didnt have a kid, I'd suggest you go to the store and buy a bottle of boric acid. You can find it in the pharmacy usually. Sprinkle that around the outside of your house/yard and no more bugs. Of course anything like dogs, cats or people die a horrible death if injested(sp?). Don't kill the geckos, they eat bugs and help keep them away from your house.
Boric acid isn't that toxic for mammals. I mean, you don't want to bathe in it, but it's one of the ingredients in eyewash.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I didn't know that. I was always told it was lethal to children and pets if swallowed. Pretty neat. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boric_acid
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