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#1 Oct 24 2006 at 11:24 AM Rating: Default
Do you need a protector for your banana? Banana Protector! I promise its totally work safe!
#2 Oct 24 2006 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Well alrighty then.
#3 Oct 24 2006 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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To be honest, that's not the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

I hate bruised bananas.
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#4 Oct 24 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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You should keep your bananas in a beef jerky basket. If you haven't eaten them all, that is.
#5 Oct 24 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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Does it come in any larger sizes?
I mean no one wants a bruised plantain.

Edited, Oct 24th 2006 at 1:49pm PDT by fhrugby
#6 Oct 25 2006 at 4:38 AM Rating: Decent
3 year old stuck in a vending machine!

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"I turned around and looked for him, and he said, 'Oma, I'm in here," Bierdemann said. "I thought I would have a heart attack."
#7 Oct 25 2006 at 5:17 AM Rating: Default
Notice the use of one thread for my cut and pasts. Eh? Pretty Nifty!
#8 Oct 25 2006 at 6:28 PM Rating: Good
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You know what the saddest part of that whole article was? After all that effort and freeing himself from the vending machine, you'd think the store would have given the kid the stuffed spongebob thingie. Dunno. Just seems like he earned it at that point. Certainly moreso then someone who managed to get lucky with the crane thingie...

And that's ignoring the potential for a lawsuit. I would have given it to him anyway.
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#9 Oct 25 2006 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Katie wrote:


That is seriously something my son would do.
#10 Oct 26 2006 at 5:12 AM Rating: Good
I'd be curious to see some of the warning labels and disclaimers that must accompany such an obviously... multifunctional... item. (Do not insert into... microwave, etc.)

Edited, Oct 26th 2006 at 6:12am PDT by Gladestrider
#11 Oct 26 2006 at 5:27 AM Rating: Decent
I would be pissed if I finally managed to snag something with that claw machine and it turned out to be a damned kid.
#12 Oct 26 2006 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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I swear that isn't the first time I have heard of a child climbing into one of those...

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You know what the saddest part of that whole article was? After all that effort and freeing himself from the vending machine, you'd think the store would have given the kid the stuffed spongebob thingie. Dunno. Just seems like he earned it at that point.

I was surprised and thought the same thing, as well. Its not like those toys are expensive and high quality. Really, when he wasn't given it, I was also surprised the fire department didn't cough up a teddy bear. They always carry that type of thing in our area.
#13 Oct 26 2006 at 6:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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If that vending machine had a toilet, I would have left him in there.
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The Growlingbunny of Doom wrote:
I swear that isn't the first time I have heard of a child climbing into one of those...
Either you're right or else we're suffering from a mass delusion. When I saw the story on the news, I asked Flea "Didn't some kid get stuck in one of those last year?"
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