Your mommy may think you are special, We don't. Like in any group, the new guy has to work to be accepted. What's a new guy to do? Here's a list moran:
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While We love to kick an occasional troll around like an old football We don't like to be over run by new posters. Who wants the uniqueness of a place they enjoy diluted by 'tards? So We keep the bar high. We don't see this place as private, We see it as an elite playground. High school softball players don't get to play in the big league baseball parks, what makes you think your elementary age *** gets to try to hit a home run here? Maturity is the key to our hearts. Try it, it works. Money works to, I'll even say something nice for enough. Just not about you.
Your mommy may think you are special, We don't. Like in any group, the new guy has to work to be accepted. What's a new guy to do? Here's a list moran:
Don't whine. No one likes a whiner. Don't suck up. It's embarrassing.
Be funny. We define funny. Grow a thick skin. Some of us would pour acid on you and laugh. The thick skin, it helps. Don't spam. Leave them wanting more. Don't get stuck in if you can't handle a beating. Flames are fun but someone is gunna get burned. Did you wear your fireproof undies today *****?
Your mommy may think you are special, We don't. Like in any group, the new guy has to work to be accepted. What's a new guy to do? Here's a list moran:
GitSlayer wrote:
The goggles, they do nothing!
On a side note, why is it that whenever someone makes a post like this, I see little puppies running around the forum and marking their territory?
Edited, Oct 24th 2006 at 12:25pm PDT by Althrun
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# Grow a thick skin. Some of us would pour acid on you and laugh. The thick skin, it helps.
Great! I just spat my tea all over my monitor. Thanks!
I always knew that you cared about the newbies, Git. 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
GitSlayer wrote:
"WE'RE NOT WORTHy"
"WE'RE NOT WORTHy"
"WE'RE NOT WORTHy"
Edited, Oct 24th 2006 at 1:07pm PDT by SothsayerAtlantis
^^ Of course, recognizing that you are a complete nobody around here helps too.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
I always knew that you cared about the newbies, Git.
Oh I care. I care that they don't annoy and bother me. Th' fuckers.
GitSlayer wrote:
Does this include exorbitant gift baskets of beef jerky?
Jawbox wrote:
GitSlayer wrote:
Does this include exorbitant gift baskets of beef jerky?
Joph eats them.
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So you think you are special?
Just for clarification, short-bus special does NOT count.
Atomicflea wrote:
Jawbox wrote:
GitSlayer wrote:
Does this include exorbitant gift baskets of beef jerky?
Joph eats them.
The baskets or the jerky?
You know who likes beef jerky? Sasquatch.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Baskets made out of jerky.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Baskets made out of jerky.
That's a fabulous idea! I'm callin' Martha right now.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Maturity is the key to our hearts.
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
you're a riot. keep it up. I'll be here all night.
Yay. Another Asylum against the World thread.
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You know who likes beef jerky? Sasquatch.
Is that your nickname for Flea? I'm sorry, it's hard to keep up with all the 'Days of Our Lives' moments.
#19REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 24 2006 at 2:11 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) About as funny as Star Trek. The only person here who is ever funny is BarkingTurtle.
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About as funny as Star Trek.
DUDE
Data's laughable attempts at humanity?
Worf's savage antics in Klingon Blaxploitation?
Jordie's Stevie Wonder keening at never getting laid?
Riker being Riker?
Eonsdizzle wrote:
The only person here who is ever funny is BarkingTurtle.
Hear that BT? You have another sheep to bone!
Who is the asshead guy with sharp teeth?
E-Bouncer wrote:
Be funny. We define funny.
no.
Eonsdizzle wrote:
The only person here who is ever funny is BarkingTurtle.
Kind of agreed. After lurking around here for a bit, these are the conclusions that I've come to:
Barkingturtle = funny guy
Jophiel = smart guy
Atomicflea = Joph will axe-murder you if you lay a virtual hand on her
Totem = black guy
Katie = the invalid. I have yet to figure out the reason for it.
Nexa = nice person
Nobby = old guy
Elderon = no real impression
Tare = freaky avatars
Something like that.
#25REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 24 2006 at 2:20 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) About as funny as a choir boy at a priest's sleep over..........
mrquark wrote:
anusdribble wrote:
The only person here who is ever funny is BarkingTurtle.
Kind of agreed. After lurking around here for a bit, these are the conclusions that I've come to:
Barkingturtle = funny guy
Jophiel = smart guy
Atomicflea = Joph will axe-murder you if you lay a virtual hand on her
Totem = black guy
Katie = the invalid. I have yet to figure out the reason for it.
Nexa = nice person
Nobby = old guy
Elderon = no real impression
Tare = freaky avatars
Something like that.
By "a bit" I assume you mean less than ten minutes.
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