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One of my Interpreters, an middle-aged lady, told me she was just tempted to smack my bottom as I walked by. She said it was nothing punitive, but that I was just well-endowed in that department. This reminded me of an incident when I was about 15.

I was walking down the street with my best friend at the time, who had just come back from summer break with her b-cups turned into perky double-D's. All of a sudden, some guy in a truck leans out and says "Hey!' Being brought up right, I don't turn to look. He follows us down the block for a bit, frantically trying to get our attention. At the end of the block, I start to think that maybe we've got bird poo on us and he's just trying to be helpful, so I stop and look at him.
"What?"
He pauses, grins, and point first at my friend, then at me:
"YOU! (To my friend) Nice rack. And YOU (thumbs up to me) niiiiice toiilet."

Everytime I remember that guy it makes me laugh. I've recieved more elegant compliments in my day, but never one so succinctly and humorously put. RACK my ***.

My waist doesn't bend that way.

Didn't Joph say he recieved a new digital for last xmas?

Only if you want to lose it. I've equipped my exit with a mechanism not unlike the one that will shred your tires upon a wrongful entry.

I don't need pics, I'll just continue imagining her as a latin Lauren Bacall.

I wish! I'm more like a Hispanic Delicious.

Not to scare you, Flea, but when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought you were preggers.

This reminds me of a time a few years ago in downtown Denver. A buddy of mine was with me and we were walking down the street to meet some friends at a club. In front of us was a pair of girls walking the same way, one was on her cell phone. While my friend and I were talking I was pondering how she got her pants on, and was at the conclusion she must have been born in them because there was no way in hell she got them on otherwise. My friend stops mid-sentence, as we were both staring at the same thing and he blurts out "Now that, my friend, is a great ***." Of course the two girls stop and turn around, and he confirms that he was talking to the one with the cell phone. He asked who she was talking to, and she said it was her boyfriend. He then grabbed her phone from her, and quite politely tells her boyfriend that his woman has one of the best posteriors he has ever seen. Then handed the phone back as we went on our way.

I must admit, it was a great ***.

While I have never met you, I've never known you to lie, so... RACK your keester, Peru.

Totem

Of course the two girls stop and turn around, and he confirms that he was talking to the one with the cell phone. He asked who she was talking to, and she said it was her boyfriend. He then grabbed her phone from her, and quite politely tells her boyfriend that his woman has one of the best posteriors he has ever seen. Then handed the phone back as we went on our way.

Next week on "Stories of Frustrated Beta Males" Kakar and his freind watch "I was a Teenage Callgirl" staring Tori Spelling on Lifetime.

Oh, and those National Geographic pics are somewhat NWS, although I think you could make a case with your IT department that it's educational, thus not worthy of disciplinary action.

Totem