Well good news and bad news Nexasaurus. Good news is that there is an archived copy at the Carnegie Mellon University library. Bad news is that because it's "archived" it's not for sale and can only be used inside the library and cannot be taken off it's grounds.
The halfway good news is the librarian at CMU said that she had heard of a compilation of stories from the magazine that has been released in a hardback edition. Problem is the title of the book does not have the title of the magazine and she could not remember the name of it. She is still looking for it but with no title to go on it's going to be tough.
http://www.biblio.com/books/97549256.html
18 seconds tough. Hell of a librarian, your mom.
At any rate, I think what Nexa had in mind was a full text copy of it somewhere online. $4 is a lot in Maine when you have to spend $500 a month on lobster repellent.
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