Hitler MUST have done something right.Follow

You seem to be dodging my postes. I wonder why.

It looks like Eon's "Operation Lose Scholar" has been successful.

Somewhere deep inside some MMO forum, Eons and his friends are exchanging pleasantries about the wonders of having a super virtual sword that's blue.


- Eonsdizzle: Hey guys, you know what would be fun? I mean, apart from having a blue sword?
- Hellboy: No, tell us!! Please, tell us? I like fun!
- Eonsdizzle: Anyone listening to me?!
- Usagichan: I will, when I've finished killing these virtual people! Die *********** die!!
- Hellboy: I'm listening! I am! I care! Hello!!
- Eonsdizzle: Well, listen up gang! We could go into "You-know-where", and insult the people who live in "you-know-where"! And then we can run away quickly and talk about blue swords again.
- Usagichan: You mean, The Asy...
- Eonsdizzle: Shhhh!!! It's the place that connot be named! Now who's with me?
- Hellboy: I am!!
- Eonsdizzle: Anyone?
- Usagichan: Sure.
- Eonsdizzle: Come on gang, let's go!!


And so our brave adventurers made their way to place-that-cannot-be-named.


- Hellboy: Ok Eonsdizzle, you talk cos you're the biggest out of all of us!!
- Eonsdizzle: Ok guys, let me do the talking, I'm the biggest out of all of us.
- Usagichan: Are you gonna tell them about the imba blue sword?
- Eonsdizzle: Never!! You hear me? NEVER mention the virtual blue sword to outsiders, they will think we are... "not cool".
- Hellboy: Not cool?? How can it be??
- Usagichan: But I like blue swords...
- Eonsdizzle: So do I, Usa, so do I... Anyway, here we are. Quiet guys.


Eonsdizzle looked around the place-that-cannot-be-named, and spotted Joph picking his nose. "Check this out", whispered Eons to his virtual friends.


- Eonsdizzle: Hey Joph, you know what? You suck!! Hahaha!
- Hellboy: Go, Eons, go! Give me an E! Give me an O! Give an, erm, Z!
- Joph: Come on kids, go back to your forum, it's getting late.
- Eonsdizzle: HAHAHA!! I'm 14, I am not a kid anymore!! Anyway, I did some research about you virtual people that I hate so much, and found out stuff... Muhahahaha...
- Joph: Oh really?
- Eonsdizzle: Yeah, really, *********** You have kids!! And a girlfriend!! Hahahaha...
- Hellboy: Haha, you are gay Joph!
- Joph: Yes, kids, I am gay, sure...
- Hellboy: LOL!! He said he was gay!!!
- Eonsdizzle: Haha!
- Joph: You guys done?
- Eonsdizzle: No! No wai, Jose! Let's see, erm, you're girlfriend sucks! And you over there, you suck too! And Nobby, you're English!! And all you girls on you-know-where, you're all sluts!! That's right, how do you like that?
- Hellboy: Shh, Eons, don't push it too far...
- Eonsdizzle: I don't care anymore!! I hate you all and I wish you were dead!! You guys are, like, so mean, and not funny, and not cool, and I hate you!! I hope you all die cos you're mean!! Meanies!!!
- Joph: Do you want a sweety?
- Eonsdizzle: I'm 14!!!! I don't eat sweeties anymore, I'm too cool for that, but you're not cos you have a girlfriend!! Loooooser!!
- Joph: Anything else you wanna say?
- Eonsdizlle: Erm... You guys suck, and I hate you. Now, I'm gonna go back to my blue sword, I mean, my drugs and hot chicks i ***** just like that, cos dem are ma ********* and I'll be back!! So watch out!!
- Joph: See ya round...



In next week's episode: Eonsdizzle buys a book called "How to insult virtual people", and decides to you it on the inhabitants of you-know-where.

Not really
Just drunk.

Turnips.

You know what they say: when you're drunk, your true character comes out.

Seems pretty amazingly butthurt to me

It's amazing how only Forum=4 can stir up that much indifference.

So I was one of the ones that helped pushed you over the edge? Good to know. And I was never let in. I forced my way in the backdoor, much like your uncle on the weekends.