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#1 Oct 23 2006 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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What the hell is in the drinking water lately, or is the air in France just contaminated with *******-shrinking chemicals?

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"Paris Syndrome" leaves tourists in shock PARIS (Reuters) - Around a dozen Japanese tourists a year need psychological treatment after visiting Paris as the reality of unfriendly locals and scruffy streets clashes with their expectations, a newspaper reported on Sunday.

"A third of patients get better immediately, a third suffer relapses and the rest have psychoses," Yousef Mahmoudia, a psychologist at the Hotel-Dieu hospital, next to Notre Dame cathedral, told the newspaper Journal du Dimanche.

Already this year, Japan's embassy in Paris has had to repatriate at least four visitors -- including two women who believed their hotel room was being bugged and there was a plot against them.

Previous cases include a man convinced he was the French "Sun King", Louis XIV, and a woman who believed she was being attacked with microwaves, the paper cited Japanese embassy official Yoshikatsu Aoyagi as saying.

"Fragile travellers can lose their bearings. When the idea they have of the country meets the reality of what they discover it can provoke a crisis," psychologist Herve Benhamou told the paper.

The phenomenon, which the newspaper dubbed "Paris Syndrome", was first detailed in the psychiatric journal Nervure in 2004.

Bernard Delage of Jeunes Japon, an association that helps Japanese families settle in France, said:

"In Japanese shops, the customer is king, whereas here assistants hardly look at them ... People using public transport all look stern, and handbag snatchers increase the ill feeling."

A Japanese woman, Aimi, told the paper:

"For us, Paris is a dream city. All the French are beautiful and elegant ... And then, when they arrive, the Japanese find the French character is the complete opposite of their own."



Edited, Oct 23rd 2006 at 8:54am PDT by Atomicflea

Edited, Oct 23rd 2006 at 8:55am PDT by Atomicflea
#2 Oct 23 2006 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wait till they find out it would only take 100 years for plants to devour their whole country.
#3 Oct 23 2006 at 8:28 AM Rating: Good
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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
#4 Oct 23 2006 at 8:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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This answers a question that has plagued historians for generations, since the first contact was made with the Far East: Why has France never fallen to attacks by ninjas?
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#5 Oct 23 2006 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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Who knew ninjas were so sensitive?
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#7 Oct 23 2006 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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This answers a question that has plagued historians for generations, since the first contact was made with the Far East: Why has France never fallen to attacks by ninjas?
Because they have "La vache" of course.
#8 Oct 23 2006 at 9:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Where did they ever get this idea that the French were actually decent people? Smiley: confused
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#9 Oct 23 2006 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Where did they ever get this idea that the French were actually decent people? Smiley: confused


Oh come on. Anyone who uses their tongue to kiss has to be a tad friendly.
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Cognitive dissonance
#11 Oct 23 2006 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
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I'd bet that when the Japaense first come to Paris it takes a day or so to even see that it exists.
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Flea, asking the eternal question wrote:
What the hell is in the drinking water lately, or is the air in France just contaminated with *******-shrinking chemicals?


You know, I think it's more like sticker shock when they realize they spent the one precious vacation they get every year going to the one place on Earth where they can get treated worse than they do every day at work.
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#14 Oct 24 2006 at 7:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Flea, asking the eternal question wrote:
What the hell is in the drinking water lately, or is the air in France just contaminated with *******-shrinking chemicals?


You know, I think it's more like sticker shock when they realize they spent the one precious vacation they get every year going to the one place on Earth where they can get treated worse than they do every day at work.


I could spend ages trying to explain French people are, in fact, nice and decent people behind their arrogant and snotty facades, how they love tourists but are so clogged-up emotionally they can only show it through sheer indifference, how we strive to make tourists feel welcome and appreciated.

But it would be a lie.

So ***** you guys.

We're rude, arrogant, and we steal your hand-bags. And yet, we're still the most visited country in the world.

France 1 - 0 Rest of the World.
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#15 Oct 24 2006 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
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That's why when I go to France, I plan to just kick everyone I meet in the balls. Preemptively.
#16 Oct 24 2006 at 7:08 AM Rating: Decent
Our women are just as bad.

Just sayin'

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#17 Oct 24 2006 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxxxxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Flea, asking the eternal question wrote:
What the hell is in the drinking water lately, or is the air in France just contaminated with *******-shrinking chemicals?


You know, I think it's more like sticker shock when they realize they spent the one precious vacation they get every year going to the one place on Earth where they can get treated worse than they do every day at work.


I could spend ages trying to explain French people are, in fact, nice and decent people behind their arrogant and snotty facades, how they love tourists but are so clogged-up emotionally they can only show it through sheer indifference, how we strive to make tourists feel welcome and appreciated.

But it would be a lie.

So ***** you guys.

We're rude, arrogant, and we steal your hand-bags. And yet, we're still the most visited country in the world.

France 1 - 0 Rest of the World.


You're really from Belgium, aren't you?
#18 Oct 24 2006 at 7:16 AM Rating: Decent
I went to France and Spain on a trip once, and Spain was actually pretty fun (Vodka and burger lunch on the beach ftmfw). Very pretty country, all in all, I'd go there again. Once we got into France (and Paris), things kind of went down hill. And there were a lot of rocks on this hill.

1. Sitting in the garden behind Notre Dame (sorry, can't seem to get the proper accent mark on there), thinking about my then-g/f, minding my own business, a pigeon decides to fly by and shat on me. (In hindsight, this might have been an omen- relationship went to hell when I got back)

2. I was one of 2 guys in the group I was in, and after spending much of my trip being the guy responsible for making sure the girls didn't get mugged/robbed, I asked them if they wouldn't mind if I did my own thing for a bit, as I'm straight and shoe-shopping in Paris is just not my "thing".
Couple of hours later, find that one of my ex's friends had her purse (with her ID, passport, and traveler's checks) stolen, for which the Ex blamed me for not being there. Smiley: oyvey

3. Because of a certain movie that was popular at the time, the girls (and the French teacher, who has been to France before and therefore should have known better) decide that they want to go see the Moulin Rouge. At night. We took the subway/tram/thingy, and have to run a gauntlet of sex shops, hookers, a couple of men trying to seduce the 17-yr old girl who fell behind when nobody was looking, and one greasy old guy who actually grabbed a girl (said friend who had her stuff stolen the previous day) to try and get her into one of the stores saying "You want see movie?"

I could go on, but these are the highlights.


Edited, Oct 24th 2006 at 8:18am PDT by Althrun
#19 Oct 24 2006 at 7:19 AM Rating: Decent
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You're really from Belgium, aren't you?


Ouch.

That's below the belt, girl...
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#20 Oct 24 2006 at 7:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Our pigeons are not that clever. And there are no accents in Notre-Dame.

Still, you know that little bridge between the Left Bank and Notre-Dame? I used to skateboard there when I was 10 years old!

It's changed a lot since then...

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They tend to pick on tourists.

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Do your research! That area is rough. Especially in the evening. It's seedy, disgusting, full of weirdos and drug-addicts, and is the last place in paris you wanna go too. It's full of sex shops and prostitutes. What kind of people do you think hang-out there?

Anyway, sorry it sucked so badly, but it's like me saying "I went to Queens, alone, at 11 in the evening with my gold rolexx and my fur coat, and got robbed!"

It's not so bad if you where/when to go.
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#21 Oct 24 2006 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
1. I thought there was a a-grave over the 'e' in Notre? meh.

2. that goes w/o saying

as for 3, I figured it was a bad idea, as I'd been there during the day (when they were closed, and I was passing through) but it's 1 guy versus 8 girls with a teacher backing them up. I had no chance to survive, so I made my time. Best I could do would be go along and peel people off the girls as possible.

Another thing I remember, and maybe you can help me out with this, I swung by a Burger King in the area (wanted cheap and easy food for a change) and when I asked for more than one kethcup packet, they looked at me like I was on fire and shouting obsenities in their general direction. Any clue why?
#22 Oct 24 2006 at 7:42 AM Rating: Decent
Althrun wrote:
Another thing I remember, and maybe you can help me out with this, I swung by a Burger King in the area (wanted cheap and easy food for a change) and when I asked for more than one kethcup packet, they looked at me like I was on fire and shouting obsenities in their general direction. Any clue why?


Bikoz onli ze Amerikanz wood ask for moor Kétchup wiz zér frites.

Wee eet élsee.

Though, if it's any comfort, there are no more Burger King in France. Not one. All gone.

So maybe it was that 1 extra ketchup that brought the whole franchise down.

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#23 Oct 24 2006 at 7:43 AM Rating: Decent
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So maybe it was that 1 extra ketchup that brought the whole franchise down.

*******!



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#24 Oct 24 2006 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxxxxx wrote:
Bikoz onli ze Amerikanz wood ask for moor Kétchup wiz zér frites.
You use mayo?
#25 Oct 24 2006 at 8:24 AM Rating: Decent
Atomicflea wrote:
RedPhoenixxxxxx wrote:
Bikoz onli ze Amerikanz wood ask for moor Kétchup wiz zér frites.
You use mayo?


We use Bernaise sauce, of course.
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#26 Oct 24 2006 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
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That's why when I go to France, I plan to just kick everyone I meet in the balls. Preemptively.


When did the French get balls?
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