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Niobia being face-fUcked by stuffed wildlife. Go!
While I find it hilarious and I'm sure somewhere Kao is ROFLMAO, I'm pretty sure it will get nuked.
Yea, get a photo while you can. I don't think it will last.
But the stuffed wildlife is all under the age of legal consent, no?
For the sake of realism!
For the sake of realism!
I liked how you skull-fUcked her left eye socket.
Well, experiment over. My theory that anything is more offensive when you add Niobia's headshot has been proven to be fact. Thank you for participating. Now here's a sheep-sheep.
Edited, Oct 21st 2006 at 4:14pm PDT by Barkingturtle
Edited, Oct 21st 2006 at 4:14pm PDT by Barkingturtle
MentalFrog wrote:
I liked how you skull-fUcked her left eye socket.
I imagine she tried to get some glory hole action at a truck stop near Topeka. She had to take a peek at her phuture phallic partner. Right as she stuck her eye to the hole, BAM right in the kisser, err peeper. She screamed and flung around like Daryl Hannah as California Mountain Snake and that's when someone gave her a snake of their own.
Since I've basically made this topic non-sensical by removing my poorly made paint project, perhaps a little redirection is in order so as to make this not an entirely wasted thread. I'll make a little blog entry, how's about? Sounds good? Okay then.
The last three weeks have been some of the happier weeks I've had in years. Rural living, Oregon, the dogs and sheep; it's a much higher quality of life than I usually have back in Colorado. Not to mention I'm not constantly waking the ghosts of my past heartbreak simply by driving down the street, past the park where we'd have picnics, past the hotel we'd sneak into and go swimming, past the Indian restaraunt where nothing on the menu had a price and I ended up leaving a two-dollar tip after that man washed our hands after each of the seven courses. I've been in Colorado Springs for twenty years of ups and downs, and I'm just tired of it, frankly.
So I'm going to move to Oregon. I've already found a mobile home that I'm going to throw on my father's acreage, and shouldn't have trouble finding work in Salem or Portland. A little commute is alright. The sun will eventually start rising from the right direction, or maybe I'll just stop being disoriented.
So Monday I fly back to Colorado, and start packing, hopefully I'll be back in Oregon by Thanksgiving. Now, when that next California Boozefest rolls around, I'll make the drive down the coast and show you folks the what for.
That's it. No witty conclusion, dripping with virulent sexuality tonight, folks, I'm going to go boil some crabs, pour some wine, and think about the future.
The last three weeks have been some of the happier weeks I've had in years. Rural living, Oregon, the dogs and sheep; it's a much higher quality of life than I usually have back in Colorado. Not to mention I'm not constantly waking the ghosts of my past heartbreak simply by driving down the street, past the park where we'd have picnics, past the hotel we'd sneak into and go swimming, past the Indian restaraunt where nothing on the menu had a price and I ended up leaving a two-dollar tip after that man washed our hands after each of the seven courses. I've been in Colorado Springs for twenty years of ups and downs, and I'm just tired of it, frankly.
So I'm going to move to Oregon. I've already found a mobile home that I'm going to throw on my father's acreage, and shouldn't have trouble finding work in Salem or Portland. A little commute is alright. The sun will eventually start rising from the right direction, or maybe I'll just stop being disoriented.
So Monday I fly back to Colorado, and start packing, hopefully I'll be back in Oregon by Thanksgiving. Now, when that next California Boozefest rolls around, I'll make the drive down the coast and show you folks the what for.
That's it. No witty conclusion, dripping with virulent sexuality tonight, folks, I'm going to go boil some crabs, pour some wine, and think about the future.
Sounds like a healthy decision, BT. Sometimes change is what we need. Best of luck to you.
Nadenue wrote:
Sounds like a healthy decision, BT. Sometimes change is what we need. Best of luck to you.
Read as, "Thank Gawd, you're moving even further away from me. You crazy internet stalker you."
Edited, Oct 21st 2006 at 7:48pm PDT by Kastigir
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome. ~River Tam
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Kastigir wrote:
Nadenue wrote:
Sounds like a healthy decision, BT. Sometimes change is what we need. Best of luck to you.
Read as, "Thank Gawd, you're moving even further away from me. You crazy internet stalker you."
Edited, Oct 21st 2006 at 7:48pm PDT by Kastigir
you know i wub you, bt
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Now, when that next California Boozefest rolls around, I'll make the drive down the coast and show you folks the what for.
Awesome BT - glad to hear you're making changes for the better. Good luck to you.
Oh, and you get to buy the first round when we do have that Boozefest. Hell, we'll have to do a roadtrip up to Oregon as well.
Good times!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Apparently BT had another long night with a large amount of alcohol.
Apparently BT had another long night with a large amount of alcohol. Good for you BT, too bad you're moving in the wrong direction. Us East Coast girls are hip...
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa is right. It's the whole Jersey girl hairstyle, very 90210.
Nexa wrote:
East Coast girls are hip...
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Sorry to hear you're leaving Colorado. Good luck with the move, and hopefully a fresh start will invigorate your twisted ways.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
No witty conclusion, dripping with virulent sexuality tonight, folks
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I'm going to go boil some crabs
Allrighty then.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Enjoy the West Coast! Become familiar with these establishments LINK especially Rogue.
Tare wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
No witty conclusion, dripping with virulent sexuality tonight, folks
Quote:
I'm going to go boil some crabs
Allrighty then.
While I'm happy for you and all, keep one thing in mind: No matter where you go, there you are. If you've got some fixin' to do and this is a better setting for it, good show and good luck. If you're just sidesteppin' your grief, you better pick up the pace.
I agree with what Flea'lo said. I hope everything works out for you, believe it or not, I don't actually hate everyone in life.
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