http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/10/20/threat.ap/index.html
but you can snatch a kid while wearing a gorilla suit
http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_293125217.html
I'm not exactly sure why there is so much heat thrown on the first guy. It was obvious early on that there was no substance to the rumor he started. Hell, I didn't even hear about it until the Feds started stressing over and over that it was a hoax. And on the second, it boggles the mind that some one would be able to walk away from a child abduction by saying it was just a joke.