Do you love Jezus Christ? :: Free Realms

#1 Oct 20 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Sub-Default

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I love Jezus Christ because he created us all. He loves us all unconditionally and will forgive us all our sins, even wayward heidens like you. Jezus Christ loves you a lot, and you know it's true because the bible said so. You must love Jezus Christ back unconditionally, because you wouldn't be here now if there was no Jezus Christ.

I mean, what kind of person can not love Jezus Christ? The bible clearly states Jezus Christ is our saviour, our mesias. Jezus Christ will love you anyway.

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#2 Oct 20 2006 at 2:03 PM Rating: Default

Mazra

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Hu in teh hell is Jezus and does he have a sister?

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#3 Oct 20 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent

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I like Jezus Christ but I don't like him-like him, if you know what I mean...

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#4 Oct 20 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Decent

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Jophiel wrote:

I like Jezus Christ

****.

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#5 Oct 20 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent

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You might want to actually read the bible before you spew your ****.

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#6 Oct 20 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent

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Ashmodai wrote:

even wayward heidens like you.

You had me at heidens. I'm in.

Nexa (the future saint)

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#7 Oct 20 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good

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And those who did take His name in vain were cast e'en unto the Sub-D.

And it was good.

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#8 Oct 20 2006 at 2:54 PM Rating: Default

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I love JEEBUS CHRIST

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#9 Oct 20 2006 at 5:19 PM Rating: Default

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Do you really think before you spew your Shit?

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#10 Oct 20 2006 at 5:30 PM Rating: Default

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I know I don't. Smiley: grin

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#11 REDACTED, Posted: Oct 21 2006 at 4:28 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) YOU MUST LOVE JEZUS CHRIST, BECAUSE HE SAID CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!

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#12 Oct 21 2006 at 5:00 AM Rating: Default

Mazra

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Your sig wrote:

Remember, using "U R" talk, or CAPS LOCK KEY will result in MPK and blacklisting.

Fail.

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