A guildie of mine linked this on our forums and I got such a kick out of it I had to repost. Its a recorded phone conversation of someone giving a telemarketer a hard time, but not in the normal way. Frankly, I have no pity for the guy.
When telemarkets used to call, I would put them on hold. Then my friends and I would conference call them into the local McDonald's and watch the battle of the brains unfold. Truly some good times ^^