No, I am not looking for peep show from the ever lascivious Dorqflame. That might be fine if you are an aging Brit desperate for a hump. No, e-shagging is not what I desire. What I desire is a reason to renew my premium membership.
My 26$ per year is what clothes, nourishes and otherwise pays your wages (did I mention you guys are cheaper to feed than a starving Ethiopian). So sell me on it.
Why should "I" renew?
What features are being offered? What new features does the oft promised never delivered Zam.com hold for those who shell out the simoleans for for your service?
Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 12:29pm PDT by bodhisattva
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We aren't supposed to arbitrarily ban premium members?
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Check it out... it's Jennifer Wilbanks -- but with glowing red eyes!!!
Huh? Huh??
Huh? Huh??
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Avatars just don't do it for me. Well perhaps a personalized one.
As for fear of bannination. Well Tim, I think when it comes to violating me (or my account) you might have to start talking about paying me. Really you're not my type but for the right price anything is possible.
As for fear of bannination. Well Tim, I think when it comes to violating me (or my account) you might have to start talking about paying me. Really you're not my type but for the right price anything is possible.
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I'd actually like to ask you to entice Bhodee not to renew. It's easier for me to remember to rate-camp him if he has no avvy. ~kthxla
Didn't say I was going to, you asked for a good feature, and I thought that was a good one. Why do else you think niobia is still here?
And you really don't want to go there with the real name thing eh Scott?
Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 12:48pm PDT by Kaolian
And you really don't want to go there with the real name thing eh Scott?
Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 12:48pm PDT by Kaolian
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bodhisattva wrote:
What features are being offered? What new features does the oft promised never delivered Zam.com hold for those who shell out the simoleans for for your service?
Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 12:29pm PDT by bodhisattva
Well appearantly one of the services that isn't continuing is the WoW patch download on patch day. One of the few reasons I renewed again in August. They only put it up a couple days ago. It's faster to wait out the Blizzard downloader and thats saying something.
that one is related to the whole "real servers are not yet plugged in" issue. Once those are back up, we can survive the bandwidth and resource hit of the patch at release. Until then, if we put the patch up earlier, the site will go down.
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It's not like you haven't plastered your name all over the forums before, Kao. 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
yeah, but he's doing it to irritate me. Two can play at that game.
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Dude! Now I know BOTH of your first names! I OWN you!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Only two can play the irritation game? Darnit!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Do it because it is "Worship Elderon as your Supreme and Ultimate Leader Day"! and I command you to. If you do, you will get 40 virgins in the kingdom of Alla.
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Jophiel wrote:
Dude! Now I know BOTH of your first names! I OWN you!!!
Everyone Knows it's Flea.
Fullname: Flea Jo One, Earwig Esq.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
If you do, you will get 40 virgins in the kingdom of Alla.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nah, you posted it months ago. I hadn't seen that page before. Good to know though just in case.
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It's also on your myspace page.
In case of what? A sudden craving to see what Bhodi writes in his blog?
It's probably that story about the stalker chick he made out with and then ditched.
It's probably that story about the stalker chick he made out with and then ditched.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I hadn't seen that page before. Good to know though just in case.
da-da~dum
Ominous!
Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 1:00pm PDT by bodhisattva
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Dood! You heart me! I am like, totally your #1 friend!!!
Or the guy with the paper bag on his head.
Edit: Dammit, stop posting faster than me!
Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 1:00pm PDT by Demea
Edit: Dammit, stop posting faster than me!
Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 1:00pm PDT by Demea
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Now I know that Bhodi is making under $30k a year. Pa-DOW!!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Now I know that Bhodi is making under $30k a year.
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It's on MySpace so it must be truth.
This explains why you don't have premium.
This explains why you don't have premium.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Perhaps I should be asking Allakhazam for a job!
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