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#1 Oct 20 2006 at 11:11 AM Rating: Default
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ATLANTA — A lovesick teenage girl slammed her car into oncoming traffic in a suicide attempt as she counted down "ten, nine, eight ..." in text messages to the female classmate who spurned her, authorities said. The teenager survived but a woman in the other car, a mother of three, died.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,222800,00.html

Yeah, I bet she feels a ton better now. I'm thinking her little heartbreak just woke up to the reality of real heartbreak...but hey, life is tough riding around in a Benz, so I could see why she'd want to move on to the great gig in the sky.
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#2 Oct 20 2006 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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What the fUck is wrong with a brick wall or a bridge? I heard a story about some folks driving on the Parkway and some Heroin Addict threw himself at their car going 70+ MPH. Obviously he didn't make it but they are now probably scarred for life.
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#3 Oct 20 2006 at 11:21 AM Rating: Default
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Soracloud the Charming wrote:
What the fUck is wrong with a brick wall or a bridge? I heard a story about some folks driving on the Parkway and some Heroin Addict threw himself at their car going 70+ MPH. Obviously he didn't make it but they are now probably scarred for life.


Seriously, just send everyone to the GGB. This way, they can do a sequel to "The Bridge" that's bigger, badder, and with more suicides than ever before!

Edited, Oct 20th 2006 at 12:22pm PDT by xtremereign
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#4 Oct 20 2006 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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The lesson here is that teenaged girls should never, ever turn one another down for oral sex. There are lives at stake.
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#5 Oct 20 2006 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The lesson here is that teenaged girls should never, ever turn one another down for oral sex. There are lives at stake.
Thanks, now I'll never be able to focus the rest of the afternoon. Smiley: mad
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#6 Oct 20 2006 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The lesson here is that teenaged girls should never, ever turn one another down for oral sex. There are photos and Youtube clips at stake.
FTFY
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#7 Oct 20 2006 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The lesson here is that teenaged girls should never, ever turn one another down for oral sex. There are lives at stake.


Smiley: lol
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#8 Oct 20 2006 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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No joke, dude. If they don't practice, they'll never get it right.
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#9 Oct 20 2006 at 11:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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A lesbian and she plays guitar. She should have just gone to Lilith Fair.
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#10 Oct 20 2006 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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No joke, dude. If they don't practice, they'll never get it right.


Somewhere, Eldy's head is exploding. Smiley: lol I heart you guys.
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#11 Oct 20 2006 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Somewhere, Eldy's head is exploding.
Which one?
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#12 Oct 20 2006 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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Horrible story but god damn...thats hawt
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#13 Oct 20 2006 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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I don't buy it. How do you text and drive at the same time? Fadoink!
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#14 Oct 20 2006 at 11:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Maybe she crashed cause she was driving and trying to send text messges. That is a rather tricky task.
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Maybe she crashed cause she was driving and trying to send text messges. That is a rather tricky task.


Why do you think she only made it to 8?
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Princess PsiChi wrote:
Maybe she crashed cause she was driving and trying to send text messges. That is a rather tricky task.


Why do you think she only made it to 8?
Cause any woman that could count must be a witch!
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Princess PsiChi wrote:
xtremereign wrote:
Princess PsiChi wrote:
Maybe she crashed cause she was driving and trying to send text messges. That is a rather tricky task.


Why do you think she only made it to 8?
Cause any woman that could count must be a witch!



She turn me into a newt.



























I got better.
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#18 Oct 20 2006 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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A lesbian and she plays guitar. She should have just gone to Lilith Fair.
I'd hit it and it's girlfriend.
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#19 Oct 20 2006 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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"Hit it" GET IT!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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#20 Oct 21 2006 at 5:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
"Hit it" GET IT!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

And I run things into the ground?

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#21 Oct 21 2006 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
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Princess PsiChi wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
"Hit it" GET IT!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

And I run things into the ground?




yeha, but I make it look good Smiley: cool
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