Usually when one is unable to attain their idealized version of self they tend to feel the need to descend into the muck.
That being said
“There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you from experience. All these cities I have been in the last few weeks make me fully understand the cozy, stifling state in which most people pass through life. I don't want to pass through life like a smooth plane ride. All you do is get to breathe and copulate and finally die. I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun - hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks. People will walk by and say, "Look at that drooling idiot. What a basket case." I will turn and say to them "It is you who are the basket case. For every moment you hated your job, cursed your wife and sold yourself to a dream that you didn't even conceive. For the times your soul screamed yes and you said no. For all of that. For your self-torture, I see the glowing eyes of the sun! The air talks to me! I am at all times!" And maybe, the passers by will drop a coin into my cup.†~ Rollins.
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I started drinking at work at 11am today. I had a lunch of a huge polish sausage, hamburger, potato salad, and some of my infamous Puerto Rican Beans. I'm about to go back over to where we still have a keg and a half of beer left, and see if I can pick up on this chick who works for our office in the UK and is in town for a month.
You know I'm in.
You know I'm in.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
I had a lunch of a huge polish sausage, hamburger, potato salad, and some of my infamous Puerto Rican Beans. I'm about to go back over to where we still have a keg and a half of beer left
He's gonna explode!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Kakar wrote:
...see if I can pick up on this chick who works for our office in the UK and is in town for a month.
You know I'm in.
You know I'm in.
Dont forget to bring her a roofie colada.
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Who's with me?!?
Although I vacillate back and forth, you just happen to have caught me in a drinking and eating week. So apparently, I'm in. I'm also suffering from a hangover from too many pints of pale ale and russian stout at the pub last night. This works out very well for me though, because instead of going home to work out, I'm going home to drink this hangover away. Pretty sure there's going to be pizza as well.
RACK all of you who are IN on the change of lifestyle to being a hard, two-fisted drinkers instead of consciencious do-gooders who foolishly try to take care of your body.
And wtf, Vensuvio? What kind of sicko raises his kids just to touch their ripe sexual organs? Or were you thinking of harvesting them in the event of a case of fullblown ED, because that's be a different story. I think I'm on board with that plan. Heavy drinking can interfere with getting an erection-- or so I'm told. **** seems to negate the effect.
Totem
And wtf, Vensuvio? What kind of sicko raises his kids just to touch their ripe sexual organs? Or were you thinking of harvesting them in the event of a case of fullblown ED, because that's be a different story. I think I'm on board with that plan. Heavy drinking can interfere with getting an erection-- or so I'm told. **** seems to negate the effect.
Totem
Totem wrote:
Sweet! But just for the record, I plan to drink myself to death long before I become morbidly obese. Either that or die of congestive heart failure from eating at Carl's Jr.
Congestive heart failure won't necessarily kill you outright - just put you in the hospital, immobile, for quite awhile. I hear adult diabetes is fun too.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I for one can't wait till Halloween is passed, so that Debalic will take down that terrifying avatar.
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Heck I'm with you but not til Sat. since I work the night shift.
I'll take a vodka with coke. I already have grandkids...Will be
58 in JAn 07 wish me luck. Donek
I'll take a vodka with coke. I already have grandkids...Will be
58 in JAn 07 wish me luck. Donek
It sure is the life, ain't it, Totem?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nexa wrote:
Denis Leary wrote:
I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?
Nexa
Now I feel the need to go watch "Demolition Man" just for that riff.
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