Sometimes, and I'm not sure what it is about my diet that causes this, I'll drop a particularly sticky ****. Thick and healthy, this **** will leave a residue the consistency of peanut butter all around my ****. This is the scenario wherein a poorly executed wipe can result in paper tearage, and before you say anything, I know I could cut down on this by using both hands, Sora. Anyway, when the paper tears you're left with the little scraps still stuck in your ***. The situation then becomes: do I finger it loose, thereby risking I get **** on my finger? Or do I just pull up my pants, and spend the remaining time till my next shower with paper in my crack?
You couple of trolls are just like this dangling piece of paper, and I s'pose by choosing to post here I've metaphorically fingered the scraps of ******* from my bung. I need to go wash my hands.