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#1 Oct 18 2006 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
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So perhaps we need to reconsider some great Beatles Song lyrics now?

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Mills silent over divorce reports

Heather Mills McCartney has declined to comment on newspaper allegations that Sir Paul McCartney was violent towards her during their four-year marriage.

The Daily Mail says that court papers filed on her behalf allege that Sir Paul abused her and used illegal drugs.

Sir Paul strenuously denies the claims and will "vigorously" contest the allegations in court, his lawyers said.

The McCartneys, who have a two-year-old daughter, Beatrice, announced their separation in May.

Lady McCartney refused to comment in a pre-planned appearance on the BBC's City Hospital programme.

According to the Daily Mail, court papers relating to the divorce say that the former Beatle subjected his wife to violent attacks, including one incident in which her arm was cut with a broken wine glass.

Her law firm says she "stands by everything that has been filed at court".


I Wanna Break Your Hand

Let It Be (or I'll smack you upside the head, beeotch)

Magical Mystery Slap

All you need is Crack

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Wife-Beating Club

Edited, Oct 18th 2006 at 11:53am PDT by Nobby
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#2 Oct 18 2006 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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She probably deserved it. That, or the disembodied voice of John told him to do it. Either way, it's perfectly understandable.
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#3 Oct 18 2006 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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She doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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#4 Oct 18 2006 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
She doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Well technically. . . .Smiley: lol

If he hit her, they could check him for splinter-wounds!
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#5 Oct 18 2006 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Help!

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#6 Oct 18 2006 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Help!
gbaji?

Datchoo?
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#7 Oct 18 2006 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Help!
gbaji?

Datchoo?


Someone is looking for a Savoy Scuffle!
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#8 Oct 18 2006 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
She doesn't have a leg to stand on.


Amputees give me Norwegian Wood.
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#9 Oct 18 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. Smiley: wink
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#10 Oct 18 2006 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Amputees give me Norwegian Wood.
I have a step-grandfather that you would love would love you!
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#11 Oct 18 2006 at 1:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tare wrote:
Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. Smiley: wink


If only.

Cause now, boy, you're gonna carry that weight.
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#12 Oct 18 2006 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. Smiley: wink


+4 Tare Tare Tare Tare Smiley: inlove

and possibly a BAM
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#13 Oct 18 2006 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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Heather McCartney, died in the church and was buried along with her name,
Nobody came
There goes the walrus, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

Edited, Oct 18th 2006 at 2:40pm PDT by Barkingturtle
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#14 Oct 18 2006 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
Tare wrote:
Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. Smiley: wink


+4 Tare Tare Tare Tare Smiley: inlove

and possibly a BAM


I lub me some Beatles.
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#15 Oct 19 2006 at 10:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the ex-wife, yeah, I'm the ex-wife

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the ex-wife, yeah I'm the ex-wife
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#16 Oct 19 2006 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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As in this kind of Norwegien Wood, BT? So this might send you to see your doctor for having an erection that lasts longer than four hours then.

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#17 Oct 19 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
As in this kind of Norwegien Wood, BT? So this might send you to see your doctor for having an erection that lasts longer than four hours then.

Totem


All I'll say is: this Norwegian would.

Or maybe: I once had a girl, or should I say: she once had meat.
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#18 Oct 19 2006 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:


Or maybe: I once had a girl, or should I say: she once had meat.


Only once? Sorry to hear that Bro.
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#19 Oct 26 2006 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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She was a gold-digger
money grubber, yeah
It took me so long
to find out, I found out!




sorry for the thread resurrection, I had this in mind for a few days then knobby's other lyrically-themed post jarred it loos
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