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Happy 29th Birthday! 
October babies are the bestest.
Only the libra ones!
Yes! They make for great sausage! Kelv, did you get a Beta invite?
Edited, Oct 18th 2006 at 7:53am PDT by Elderon
Edited, Oct 18th 2006 at 7:53am PDT by Elderon
Happy birthday! 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Happy birthday Kelvy!!
I demand that you all get laid tonight in my honour.
and no Beta invites that I know of.
and no Beta invites that I know of.
Happy birthday, Kelvy 
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Happy birthday old man.
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
I demand that you all get laid tonight in my honour.
Does this morning count, or should the g/f and I go at it again once she gets home?
Althrun wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I demand that you all get laid tonight in my honour.
Does this morning count, or should the g/f and I go at it again once she gets home?
Yes. Only this time make her call you Kelvy.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Althrun wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I demand that you all get laid tonight in my honour.
Does this morning count, or should the g/f and I go at it again once she gets home?
Yes. Only this time make her call you Kelvy.
Consider it done!
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I demand that you all get laid tonight in my honour.
and no Beta invites that I know of.
and no Beta invites that I know of.
Happy birthday Kelv!
And no can do on the laying part, but I can dream about it right?
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I demand that you all get laid tonight in my honour.
and no Beta invites that I know of.
and no Beta invites that I know of.
Normally I don't give in to demands, but since its your birthday.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Yes. Only this time make her call you Kelvy.
I'll see if she'll go for it. She likes to roleplay. Which Allafeme should she pretend to be?
Cheers.
How about a nice round of vigorous ************ to Japanese animated ****?
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I demand that you all get laid tonight in my honour.
How about a nice round of vigorous ************ to Japanese animated ****?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
May the jewish pixies of upholstery write your name in pagan symbols using the wax crayons of happiness on your suicide note.
Much Love.
Your over-educated British Butt-Monkey
Nobster
PS. I was going to mail you a Birthday Chimpanzee ****, but Fed-Ex won't accept my parcels since that unfortunate incident with the Plutonium Cheescake parcel.
Much Love.
Your over-educated British Butt-Monkey
Nobster
PS. I was going to mail you a Birthday Chimpanzee ****, but Fed-Ex won't accept my parcels since that unfortunate incident with the Plutonium Cheescake parcel.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Happy birthday old person!
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Which Allafeme should she pretend to be?
the voluptuously pregnant DSD , of course
No getting laid here, well you know, my lover, he's well, over the hill and all.
Happy Bday man!
Happy Bday man!
Kween Darqflame wrote:
well you know, my lover, he's well, over the hill and all.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Happy birthday Kel. Just remember, I'm still younger than you. As a special birthday gift, I propose the Asylum invades the moogle ****** forums. They have maintenance today and are getting emo 
Happy birthday, Kelvy, I will try to wrangle me one of the sheep-sheep this evening. For your honour, of course.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Quote:
Which Allafeme should she pretend to be?
the voluptuously pregnant DSD , of course
OK I'll stop by Starbucks and buy one of those
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Quote:
Which Allafeme should she pretend to be?
the voluptuously pregnant DSD , of course
/swoon
Happy Birthday, ye ******* child of Essex and Dundalk 
Wonder how Jonwin would feel, if he gets call Kely tonight?
Wonder how Jonwin would feel, if he gets call Kely tonight?
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Happy belated birthday, I'm sorry you're so old.
You can sleep on my floor anytime you need a vacation, but you knew that.
Nexa
You can sleep on my floor anytime you need a vacation, but you knew that.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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