So I lost my left handFollow

Not an injury, but an ailment which effected my sexing nonetheless, was a sinus infection I was afflicted with some years ago. Upon the moment of my ****** I would be struck with a pulsating, blinding headache which naturally would cause me to whine and curl up in the fetal position. My girlfriend was even more horrified then me the first time it happened, and I think she assumed something was wrong with her ******, as I could ********** and be just fine. By the time I went to the doctor I had tried three more times, because I really wanted to be certain this wasn't going to go away on its own before I disclosed my condition to a doctor. Some prescribed antibiotics and a few days later I was back to my old post-coital self, curled in the fetal position, sans headache.

Edit: And that's number two-thousand, folks. Rather fitting, methinks.


Edited, Oct 17th 2006 at 8:46pm PDT by Barkingturtle

I think people noticed it. Honestly though, how do you expect him to enjoy sex if his partner is in a cast?

I broke my scaphoid in a basketball game my senior year of high school. I had to wear a cast for 3 months and, from what I understand, that is a relatively quick recovery for a break of that particular bone.

I had to learn to do everything left-handed. The hardest things were getting dressed and writing. I ended up doing most of my homework on a typewriter but anything that had to be written in class was written left-handed.

Eleven years later I can still write fairly legibly and shoot a basketball with either hand.

It was 1995 and I didn't have any sort of computer or word processor, but I knew someone who had an electric typewriter.

When I started this job a couple months ago the guy who was showing me around suggested that I go buy supplies and "maybe a typewriter" and I thought to myself, "They still sell those things??"

Well I got my cast on yesterday and that makes life a lot easier, so here I am back at work diCking around on the net.

As for wiping your ***, you all must be dirty. The twohanded process is simple and more effective. I am only about a buck seventy so no rolls here to spread, just grab a buttcheck, spread a weee bit and wipe. No smudging or smearing, no dingleberries or missed spots just a clean chocolate starfish.

heheheheheh

You said ****.

I got a small stockpile of those suckers. Cottonelle MoistWipes

super clean, if I have time I'll take a shower also.

Edited, Oct 19th 2006 at 7:00am PDT by Soracloud

ughh I've been jamming Q Tips with anti-bacterial lotion into my cast.

Fixeder.