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#1 Oct 17 2006 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Doesn't mean it will work for everyone.

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Dustin Diamond Sex Tape

From "****** Roberts: Former Child Star"

Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women.

The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers in "Saved By the Bell," engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape.

Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for "Saved By the Smell."

Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when "Saved By the Bell" ended in 1997.

He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

Diamond will welcome any royalties he gets from the tape -- in June he launched a campaign to save his home from foreclosure, by selling autographed T-shirts on the Internet.



/shudderpuke
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#2 Oct 17 2006 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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TWO women?

Were they related to him?
#3 Oct 17 2006 at 7:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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What's Lark Voorhies been up to these days?
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#4 Oct 17 2006 at 7:25 AM Rating: Good
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I wouldn't rule it out. But I'd guess that they were hoping for some fame as well, and were promised a cut of the royalties or some such deal.

Still, 12.5%* of nothing is still nothing.


*Random percentage added to lend credibility.
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#5 Oct 17 2006 at 7:28 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
What's Lark Voorhies been up to these days?


I seem to remember something being said on one of those documentaries that she's a religous zealot or something. I'd be more likely to watch her home sex video though, she was always pretty hot.
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#6 Oct 17 2006 at 7:32 AM Rating: Decent
How did he have the $$ for 2 women if he's in trouble of losing his house?
#7 Oct 17 2006 at 7:34 AM Rating: Default
Cheep drugs FTW!
#8 Oct 17 2006 at 7:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Althrun wrote:
How did he have the $$ for 2 women if he's in trouble of losing his house?

Well from what I've heard, the geek's got an emormous *******.

#9 Oct 17 2006 at 7:37 AM Rating: Decent
Better shout out some of his old skool saying from Saved by the Bell.
#10 Oct 17 2006 at 7:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Atomicflea wrote:
TWO women?

Were they related to him?


One was his mom holding the camera.



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Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for "Saved By the Smell."


This reminded me of a friend of mine. He farted something wretched in the middle of a ********. The girl barfed all over him. Smiley: lol
#11 Oct 17 2006 at 8:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I could have sworn he vehemently denied that he was connected to the distribution of this tape. He claimed he was fighting it in court. He even went so far as to make up a story about a celebrity sex-tape exchange group. They would video tape their exploits and send it to everyone else on the list. The others would vote on it and give them points. He said they called it "Pokem." What a sad little man. Zack would be so ashamed.
#12 Oct 17 2006 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Mearyk wrote:
I could have sworn he vehemently denied that he was connected to the distribution of this tape. He claimed he was fighting it in court. He even went so far as to make up a story about a celebrity sex-tape exchange group. They would video tape their exploits and send it to everyone else on the list. The others would vote on it and give them points. He said they called it "Pokem." What a sad little man. Zack would be so ashamed.

That's called "publicity".
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#13 Oct 17 2006 at 10:56 AM Rating: Decent
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I want to the the Dennis "Mr. B Haskins sex tape. That would be hawt.
#14 Oct 17 2006 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
What's Lark Voorhies been up to these days?


According to IMDB she's working on The Black Man's Guide to Understanding Black Women, currently in production.

Wikipedia wrote:
Voorhies is a Jehovah’s Witness.


Edited, Oct 17th 2006 at 2:20pm PDT by BloodwolfeX
#15 Oct 17 2006 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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BloodwolfeX wrote:

Wikipedia wrote:
Voorhies is a Jehovaha's Witness.



I wrote:
I seem to remember something being said on one of those documentaries that she's a religous zealot or something.


/nod
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