What is going on here? What is the deal? I definitely picked the wrong line. I picked the wrong line. ****, I should move. What is taking so long? I should move. Double ****, someone’s behind me now. I can’t exactly move now.
Are you freaking kidding me? A check? You’re paying with a check? They still make those things? Who pays with a check? What is your major malfunction?!? Ugh.
/sigh
What is the problem now? Exactly how much information does the checkout girl need to write on that check? She has been writing for at least a solid minute now, maybe two. Driver’s license number, date of birth, mother’s maiden name, city of birth, favorite reality show, opinion on medicare reform, what the **** else is there to write on that check? Are you practicing a 5 paragraph essay? You cannot be serious.
Ah, finally done. Let’s see if Telecheck earns its keep. Okay, done. Move along, dumba$$. Go. Just go.
ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME? SHE’S GOT THE SECOND HALF OF HER GROCERIES SHE'S BUYING NOW!! SHE’S PAYING USING A DIFFERENT METHOD. SHE IS SWIPING SOMETHING NOW AND, SURPRISE SURPRISE, THE GROCERY STORE CARD SLIDER BEFUDDLES HER. ARE YOU FREAKIIIIIIIIING KIDDING ME?
Who buys groceries in two installments? What is going on here? Who can I complain to about this? What can I do besides sigh loudly and exhibit angry body language. WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS HERE?
Hey lady, you want to put that 2-liter bottle of soda on layaway? I’ve got all night, princess.
Whew. Okay. Calm down. She’s gone, finally. Things are moving along. Everything will be fine. The next guy looks reasonably competent. This should work well. Okay.
NOW YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT THE CARD SLIDER EITHER? HAVE YOU NEVER USED A DEBIT CARD? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT? IT’S YOUR CARD, AFTER ALL — IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE USED IT, SHERLOCK? HUH?
I am never going to the grocery store at 5:30 a.m. ever again.
Totem