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My List of TV shows to watch this season (thank god for DVR).

1. House
2. Kidnaped
3. NCIS
4. The Unit
5. Lost
6. Law and Order (original)
7. Law and Order SVU
8. Prison Break
9. CSI (original)
10. Heroes
11. Numbers
12. Without A Trace
13. Grey’s Anatomy

To the OP…

I watched “Drawn Together” for like 5 minutes and it just didn’t do it for me.

Why you all be hatin'? I love Drawn Together. It's the heavy racist and homosexual jokes that bother you isn't it? Damn racist homophobes. Only **** out there funnier is Robot Chicken.

I kind of like the blonde chick, but I was hoping they would feature Richard Belzer and Ice-T more in Mariska's absence. Those two are easily the most compelling cop duo of the last hundred years. The blonde, on the other hand, has ******** and that's a darned compelling pair, as well.

On a semi-related note, what did you think of Jerry Lewis' performance? I found his portrayal of a demented old man almost too believable.

While his performance was good, I thought the overall episode was very poor. They started out with a really gruesome double rape murder and then midway it switches over to Uncle Andrew. Didn't care for that at all.

I rarely laugh during SVU, but I loved that line from the ADA when blonde chick demanded to know why she didn't do more, "I guess I just suck."

I don't have anything against Ice-T (well, aside fromm his name) and he does a good job on the show but Belzer is an underused treasure on the show. At least in the syndicated episodes since I rarely catch the network first runs. I was happy to see him get some face time in the episode but he didn't get a chance to be cynical and misogynistic enough

The blonde* was just a friggin' idiot and I was praying for her to fall in front of the subway train. I have no idea who she is or what she's doing but she fills me with a great irritation.A damn fine job. What does it say that his demented old man performance was perhaps more believable than his "cured" old man performance when he first appeared all cleaned up?

Edit: *Connie Nielson, it seems. Filling in while Mariska selfishly has a baby. WTF?

Edited, Oct 13th 2006 at 12:33pm PDT by Jophiel

Yeah, regular L&O is seriously hurting, which is probably why they moved it to Friday. Add to that they have a new McCoy Toy who looks like she just had 10 Botox sessions the week before she arrived AND they've added a female rookie as Green's partner, making him the "senior" guy since Fontana retired. Whoever that chick is, she's got a long road ahead of her to try to be as good as Mariska. It's been 2 episodes and she still acts and walks like she has a 2x4 stuck in her pants. *sniff* Lenny, I miss you!

BTW, don't know if you get the same replays as me, but last night Universal HD played the SVU that starts with the newborn found in a sewer. The lawyer representing the dematologist is Mariska's husband.

Apparently, Drawn Together would be funnier if it was about meerkats who solved sexual crimes.

I know *I'd* watch it.

All through when we first dated, Joph and my fly-out schedule consisted of fast food runs and illicit relations during SVU marathons. I don't know how we always managed to schedule it, but it was always on. That, and Scrubs.

I stopped watching because he was getting to be too Mulder. He'd just pull the killer, motive, weapon hiding place, co-conspirators, and closet skeletons out of his ***. I liked Katherine Erbe for a while, but then she was just too much of a sidekick to enjoy. I didn't even know that they had that Anna Whatsherface on the show with Chris Noth until last month. I never got why they would solve the really small stuff while Brisco and Green would get the big kidnappings, serials, and bombs. I mean, doesn't last week's brownstone explosion rate as a "worst criminal offender"? Or are they in a completely different part of New York?

Wow...whatever happened to that show anyway? I always loved it...apparently I was the only one.

I've mentioned it before, but for reality television nothing beats Cathouse on HBO. It's based in the world famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada and is like The Real World but the cast members are all either prostitutes or Johns. I give it a big . The other day I was watching it and one of the girls got smacked in the face by a Mexican dude with a drilldo. How disrespectful!

Try as I might, I've never been high enough to care about Drawn Together. It's just disgustingly unfunny. ATHF, though, is hilarious. Especially 15 beers through an 18-pack.