I rarely hear a joke so **************** painful that it's funny.
Here is such a joke.
A Shepherd claims to have the most intelligent Sheepdog in the world.
His friend sounds skeptical.
"OK" says the Shepherd. "Rover. Go to the bottom field and count the sheep"
Rover runs away and returns shortly after.
"40 Sheep" says Rover
The Shepherd looks bemused.
"But Rover. There can't be 40 sheep there. I only bought 38"
"Ahh" replies Rover. . .
"I rounded them up"