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#1 Oct 12 2006 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Perhaps you could spend your years in a big house?
The AP wrote:
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- A man who couldn't find steady work came up with a plan to make it through the next few years until he could collect Social Security: He robbed a bank, then handed the money to a guard and waited for police.

On Wednesday, Timothy J. Bowers told a judge a three-year prison sentence would suit him, and the judge obliged.
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Bowers said he had been able to find only odd jobs after the drug wholesaler he made deliveries for closed in 2003. He walked to a bank and handed a teller a note demanding cash in an envelope. The teller gave him four $20 bills and pushed a silent alarm.

Bowers handed the money to a security guard standing in the lobby and told him it was his day to be a hero.
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Prosecutors had considered arguing against putting Bowers in prison at taxpayer expense, but they worried he would do something more reckless to be put behind bars.

"It's not the financial plan I would choose, but it's a financial plan," prosecutor Dan Cable said.
This fella should have taken my "Would you spend a year is prison" poll. I've heard apocryphal stories of transients getting themselves thrown into the local lock-up overnight on a bitterly cold winter's night but three years seems a bit excessive.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#2 Oct 12 2006 at 12:57 PM Rating: Default
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Meh, he's old.

3 meals, warm bed, all the sex you could never want...
#3 Oct 12 2006 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I've heard apocryphal stories of transients getting themselves thrown into the local lock-up overnight on a bitterly cold winter's night but three years seems a bit excessive.
Maybe he was too shy to go to the gay bar?
#4 Oct 14 2006 at 7:01 PM Rating: Default
Sentenced to three years. Serving? Another oddity, banks use silent alarms, but homes and cars use loud and annoying alarms. I think I need a snooze button on my keychain buttons. But then again I've always found 4 x $20 bill on the passenger seat with a brite interior light and visible camera attatched to the dash the best defense against car on car crime.
#5 Oct 14 2006 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
MonxDot must be back on his medication this evening, since he's actually fairly coherent. Welcome back to reality!
#6 Oct 14 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Default
ty, t.y. /bow how many hiphens in co-her-ent? :P Don't worry, I called the doctor to chop up my medication. Should be taking effect anytime now. Until then I'm jist a lil bored and turning on and tuning in to some post-recorded attention. All natural therpeutic post counts for me; the trials look promising, nm what those other placebos say (make sense? ;^). Just like, remember when public grade schools did that thing with Indian feathers around one's head for good deeds ... (I'm assuming it's since been cancelled as politically incorrect decorative tradition, but maybe not, any current parents send in lists of their child's good deeds in the last decade? I'm gonna have kid walk in one day and give the teacher 4 x
$20 bills, sans the apple.) Anyone care to confirm?
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