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#1 Oct 12 2006 at 11:01 AM Rating: Default
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My fiance is going to her families house up north starting tomorrow for a week...

What am I going to do? All I have is 3 cases of beer!

:) uhm...poor me? :)
#2 Oct 12 2006 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
Yodabunny wrote:
What am I going to do?


Hopefully not start posting here...
#3 Oct 12 2006 at 11:05 AM Rating: Default
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Well...humph...no beer for you! :)
#4 Oct 12 2006 at 11:06 AM Rating: Decent
Yodabunny wrote:
Well...humph...no beer for you! :)


Thats fine. I prefer cocaine cut with heroin anyways!
#5 Oct 12 2006 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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start on the bleach when you run out of beer
#6 Oct 12 2006 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
My fiance is going to Nobby's house starting tomorrow for a week...
When she gets home, tell her to wear loose undergarments, avoid brisk walking, and she'll be fine within the week.
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#7 Oct 12 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
I can see it now:

Night 1: ********** to ****
Night 2: ********** to ****
Night 3: Go out and look for a chick to *****, end up home ************ to ****
Night 4: ********** to animated ****
Night 5: Rape small woodland creatures, domesticated pets
Night 6: Dress up in GF's clothing commenting on how 'pretty' you are.
Night 7: Lady-boy whoring in your GF's clothing, after an *** filling night, rape woodland creatures stored in the freezer.

You're a freak, you know that? Smiley: disappointed
#8 Oct 12 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Default
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
I can see it now:

Night 1: ********** to ****
Night 2: ********** to ****
Night 3: Go out and look for a chick to *****, end up home ************ to ****
Night 4: ********** to animated ****
Night 5: Rape small woodland creatures, domesticated pets
Night 6: Dress up in GF's clothing commenting on how 'pretty' you are.
Night 7: Lady-boy whoring in your GF's clothing, after an *** filling night, rape woodland creatures stored in the freezer.

You're a freak, you know that? Smiley: disappointed


Yes, yes it's true... *bows head in shame*
#9 Oct 12 2006 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
A whole week, eh? I'm thinking whores. Really dirty ones. Hey, you're getting married soon and it'll be tougher to get away with it later.
#10 Oct 12 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Default
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Gladestrider wrote:
A whole week, eh? I'm thinking whores. Really dirty ones. Hey, you're getting married soon and it'll be tougher to get away with it later.


Do they take mastercard? We have a joint bank account, I don't think I could explain the withdrawals.
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