I can see it now:
Night 1: ********** to ****
Night 2: ********** to ****
Night 3: Go out and look for a chick to *****, end up home ************ to ****
Night 4: ********** to animated ****
Night 5: Rape small woodland creatures, domesticated pets
Night 6: Dress up in GF's clothing commenting on how 'pretty' you are.
Night 7: Lady-boy whoring in your GF's clothing, after an *** filling night, rape woodland creatures stored in the freezer.
You're a freak, you know that?