When in the name of Bob will Al Davis just roll over and die, thereby clearing the way for proper management to come in ...
Next year, death by Stingray : | ![]() ![]() ![]() | 5 (12.8%) |
Never, the combination of medical advances and the healing properties of his running pants will keep him going for eternity. : | ![]() ![]() ![]() | 5 (12.8%) |
New Year's Eve, some Raiderette will kiss him under the mistletoe, but in an unfortunate burst of testosterone, his heart-like device will short circuit and he melts like the witch in The Wizard of Oz : | ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2 (5.1%) |
It doesn't matter. The Raiders will have to be pried out of his cold, dead hands. And any future management will be cursed for eternity. : | ![]() ![]() ![]() | 27 (69.2%) |
Total: | 39 |
I've been a Raiders fan for the better part of 25 years, since I started watching football. And I don't think my outlook on the team has ever been so bleak, especially this early in the season.