The *real* ShockerFollow

I'm certain many of you have heard of the Shocker-- the "two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture/manuever. Moreover, I quite certain that there are a number of you here that that little trick is your foreplay (S'up, BT?) or at the very least a well used number in your repetoire.

However, what you have been using is just a poor facsimile of the real Shocker. Feast your eyes on this.

A quote from the Australian news:

"A woman has suffered severe burning to her **** after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had traveled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

Woah. Ouch.

Totem

sh*tting lightning. hot

Edited, Oct 11th 2006 at 4:42pm PDT by Kelvyquayo

Gives new meaning to making sparks fly outta her a$$, don't it? Deepthroating lightning is generally a bad idea.

Totem

She had lighting ****. No man will be able to please her now.

God was horney, she was askin for it.

I have a new fetish! I'll call it the Ben Franklin.

All she needs now is to consume the English with fireballs from her eyes.

If only she had learned how to cup her hands to hold water, or maybe even bought some dixie cups?

Nah, then I would not be laughing so hard right now reading a story about a woman having lightining shot out her ***!

Deepthroating the faucet ftw!