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#1 Oct 11 2006 at 12:23 PM Rating: Default
How terrible can it be to be short in a country of short people?

Apparently terrible enough that people are paying for what sounds like the equivalent of medeival torture. Nice.

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#2 Oct 11 2006 at 12:27 PM Rating: Default
I new a girl in HS who wanted to be a Rocket (dancer) she was 2 inches too short. She was looking at having this surgery done but didnt proceed because she'd still be in a cast during try outs.
#3 Oct 11 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Default
Yeah, I know of one person who has had something similar done but it was because of a problem with one of his legs not growing due to a football injury. I can't see it being something I would so cosmetically though.

I've been lucky enough not to have any major bone breaks in my life, not about to pay someone to give me my first...two. I don't know, I just picture some nurse out of Stephen King's "Misery" smashing me up...except she's chinese, and short.
#4 Oct 11 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Default
A hair line fracture to one of the bones in my hand but nothing major. Just hurt like hell for a bit.
#5 Oct 11 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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Just try and remember, this is the country that used to wrap the feet of their female children...
#6 Oct 11 2006 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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I'd be SOL in China's job market. I'm only 5 feet.
#7 Oct 11 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I'd be SOL in China's job market. I'm only 5 feet.


HA! shorty!!!
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#8 Oct 11 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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Kween Darqflame wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I'd be SOL in China's job market. I'm only 5 feet.


HA! shorty!!!


Smiley: cry
#9 Oct 11 2006 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Bah, I would be out of luck too since I am only 5 ft tall as well. =(

(although I think I would be okay in Japan! Yay!)
#10 Oct 11 2006 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I'd be SOL in China's job market. I'm only 5 feet.


HA! shorty!!!


Smiley: cry
I'm sure that there is no minimum height requirement to say "me love you long time five dolla"

Smiley: sly
#11 Oct 11 2006 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I'd be SOL in China's job market. I'm only 5 feet.


HA! shorty!!!


Smiley: cry
I'm sure that there is no minimum height requirement to say "me love you long time five dolla"

Smiley: sly


I was waiting for someone to say something like that. Thanks for not disappointing me Eldy. Smiley: tongue
#12 Oct 11 2006 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
Five feet ain't bad, babe, I mean hell, I'm only eighteen inches.
#13 Oct 11 2006 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Five feet ain't bad, babe, I mean hell, I'm only eighteen inches.


Invert elevation?
#14 Oct 11 2006 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
GitSlayer wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Five feet ain't bad, babe, I mean hell, I'm only eighteen inches.


Invert elevation?


More of a pervert revelation.
#15 Oct 11 2006 at 6:32 PM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
GitSlayer wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Five feet ain't bad, babe, I mean hell, I'm only eighteen inches.


Invert elevation?


More of a pervert revelation.


Nope.

Wishful hallucination.
#16 Oct 11 2006 at 6:42 PM Rating: Default
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
GitSlayer wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Five feet ain't bad, babe, I mean hell, I'm only eighteen inches.


Invert elevation?


More of a pervert revelation.


Nope.

Wishful hallucination.


A surgeons terrible creation?
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