This calls for a Ben & Jerry's Private Stash scoop of Cherry Garcia. You're poem, doh, needs a lil work:
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They said it makes you crazy,
To take some LSD,
But he'll never be an alcoholic,
The one we know as Debalic.
So to all the kids out there,
Victims of the propaganda scare,
Throw the schackles of oppression,
And indulge in a drug-binge session.
No more vodka in the mornin',
Or tequila with juice and gin,
Instead millions of colourful buddies,
To guide you through life's agonies.
I know, I know, inspired stuff.
It ain't me
I ain't The One,
To trip the wrong way
Down a runway road.
So unfasten your seatbelts
Drain the pool before you bounce on the diving board
And skew the statistics
For a few heartbeats.
There's no agony without the agonization
Whether you study 1 + 1
Or yet another one.
Statues erect, statues melt
Daddy's taking off his belt
Might as well. What?
<---- Born again genious, if not ^2, gee-squared, the genious's genious. Nuclear-explosion-proof skin anyone?
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I can do that using only my stone-cold-sober-****-poor-listening skillz.
That's why a girl like her deservedly gets all those accolades.
Edited, Oct 15th 2006 at 12:29am PDT by MonxDoT