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#1 Oct 10 2006 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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Linkeroo.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Women dress to impress when they are at their most fertile, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday in a study they say shows that signs of human ovulation may not be as mysterious as some scientists believe.

A study of young college women showed they frequently wore more fashionable or flashier clothing and jewelry when they were ovulating, as assessed by a panel of men and women looking at their photographs
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The truth is chicks are always askin' for it. Smiley: lol
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#2 Oct 10 2006 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, we knew...
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#3 Oct 10 2006 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Oct 10 2006 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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But your HonoUr.

She had shiny shoes on, and she'd ironed her blouse.

She was clearly gagging for it!
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#5 Oct 10 2006 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Oh, we knew...


Smiley: mad

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#6 Oct 10 2006 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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I was talking about this just the other day with a friend of mine when I complimented her on her outfit. In a very dry tone she stated that when she is PMSing she feels like **** and when she is on the rag she feels like ****. The one week a month when she doesn't feel like killing men in general and her husband in particular she feels like dressing up. I joked she must be ovulating. I must be smert er sumthin.
#7 Oct 10 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
So what is the excuse for the women who always dress like that?
#8 Oct 10 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Proroc wrote:
So what is the excuse for the women who always dress like that?


They have giant, hyperactive ovaries?

Hovaries even??
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#9 Oct 10 2006 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
Tare wrote:
Hovaries


Smiley: laugh
#10 Oct 10 2006 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Hovaries even??


ROFL
#11 Oct 10 2006 at 12:55 PM Rating: Decent
Tare wrote:
A study of young college women showed they frequently wore more fashionable or flashier clothing and jewelry when they were ovulating, as assessed by a panel of men and women looking at their photographs.


The panel could tell when a woman was ovulating by looking at her picture? Impressive.
#12 Oct 10 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I find it sad that they probably spent a ludicrous amount of money researching that, when Git figured it out on a whim and he picks cabbage for a living.
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#13 Oct 10 2006 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
Proving my theory that homeless chicks never ovulate. Oh, and nobody misses them, either.
#14 Oct 10 2006 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Proving my theory that homeless chicks never ovulate. Oh, and nobody misses them, either.


Smiley: oyvey

Smiley: laugh
#15 Oct 10 2006 at 5:53 PM Rating: Decent
This was our defense mechanism against the crazies, guys?

If people were meant to feel like they were out of the game then don't change it! It will be the death of standards!
#16 Oct 10 2006 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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Wehn banging a chick that was wearing hot threads, pull out

Smiley: thumbsup
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#17 Oct 10 2006 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Wehn banging a chick that was wearing hot threads, pull out

Smiley: thumbsup


+1 Enchanted

Edited, Oct 10th 2006 at 7:29pm PDT by Lefein
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