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#1 Oct 10 2006 at 5:56 AM Rating: Default
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/10/national/main2076613.shtml

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Jennifer Wilbanks, who became known as the "runaway bride" after taking off just days before her lavish wedding in 2005, is suing her former fiancé for $500,000.


So now she's suing him...why doesn't she just shoot the guy already?
#2 Oct 10 2006 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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The "runaway bride," who took off days before her lavish wedding in 2005, is suing her former fiance for $500,000, claiming he defrauded her out of her share of their assets, including a ladder, a gold sofa and gifts.

A what now?
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#3 Oct 10 2006 at 9:56 AM Rating: Default
Tare wrote:
The "runaway bride," who took off days before her lavish wedding in 2005, is suing her former fiance for $500,000, claiming he defrauded her out of her share of their assets, including a ladder, a gold sofa and gifts.

A what now?


Yeah, that and a ladder. Who wouldn't sue?
#4 Oct 10 2006 at 9:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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[Leela] Wouldn't a solid gold sofa weigh thousands of pounds and be really uncomfortable? [/Leela]
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#5 Oct 10 2006 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
[Leela] Wouldn't a solid gold sofa weigh thousands of pounds and be really uncomfortable? [/Leela]


Bet it has nothin' on the diamond encrusted toilet seat.

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#6 Oct 10 2006 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
[Leela] Wouldn't a solid gold sofa weigh thousands of pounds and be really uncomfortable? [/Leela]


[Fry]Yeah but it's gold, pure solid shiny gold![/Fry]

[Bender]You know what else is shiny? My ***.[/Bender]
#7 Oct 10 2006 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
[Leela] Wouldn't a solid gold sofa weigh thousands of pounds and be really uncomfortable? [/Leela]


Bet it has nothin' on the diamond encrusted toilet seat.

For ***-hurtage alone, I'd say they're about even. The only thing that hurts more *** is BT.
#8 Oct 10 2006 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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I just want to slap her upside her head. Everything about her is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
#9 Oct 10 2006 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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She looks perpetually high to me.
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#10 Oct 10 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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She has creepy void eyes
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#11 Oct 10 2006 at 10:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Tare wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
[Leela] Wouldn't a solid gold sofa weigh thousands of pounds and be really uncomfortable? [/Leela]


Bet it has nothin' on the diamond encrusted toilet seat.

For ***-hurtage alone, I'd say they're about even. The only thing that hurts more *** is BT.


I thought your high rolling tooshie would demand such a extravagant throne. Smoggy gets his butt hurt alot too. Ask him.
#12 Oct 10 2006 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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She has creepy void eyes

I think she's a card-carrying brainwashee of Heaven's Gate.

You be the judge!
#13 Oct 10 2006 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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Now I know what I want my 20K title to be! Smiley: lol
#14 Oct 10 2006 at 9:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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<--- RWARRR!!!!
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#15 Oct 11 2006 at 1:22 AM Rating: Decent
Now, I'm not one for conspiracy theories, unless they involve a not-so-desert island and lots of good-looking survivors with guns and drugs.

But the whole "I want a golden sofa, a free ladder and a brand new toilet seat as freebies" got me thinking.

This woman is Cherie Blair! Thats right, the wife of our beloved Prime Minister.

Don't believe me?

The ***** and Cherie Blair.

*spooky music*
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#16 Oct 11 2006 at 1:58 PM Rating: Decent
I want a gold sofa!
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