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#1 Oct 09 2006 at 7:39 PM Rating: Decent
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...I'll just assault you with our month-old kid!

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A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her boyfriend with the child, authorities said.

The boy was in serious but stable condition Monday at Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh, police said.

"Never, never, never. I can never remember anything like this," District Attorney Bradley Foulk told the Erie Times-News.

Chytoria Graham, 27, of Erie, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault. She was held Monday in the Erie County Jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.

The infant, whose name was not released, suffered a fractured skull and some bleeding in the brain, authorities said. His head hit Graham's boyfriend, the baby's father, police Lt. Dan Spizarny said.

Authorities removed four other children from Graham's home and placed them with the Erie County Office of Children and Youth, Foulk said.


Really now, exactly what is going through your head when you decide to assault your boyfriend with a baby? That's just crazy.
#2 Oct 09 2006 at 7:51 PM Rating: Decent
DodoBird the Pest wrote:
Really now, exactly what is going through your head when you decide to assault your boyfriend with a baby?
If I can just keep him distracted by the jab the puppy in my other hand will really clean his clock.
#3 Oct 09 2006 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just....Smiley: jawdrop.

That is just a new low.
#4 Oct 09 2006 at 8:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, my favorite part is where her other four were taken by CPS. Wonder if any of them had been shot out of a cannon at THEIR fathers?
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#5 Oct 10 2006 at 2:07 AM Rating: Decent
In France we used to have Dwarf-throwing contest. Really.

But they banned it... As the right-wing-daily-mail-readers say, "it's political correctness gone mad!!"
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#6 Oct 10 2006 at 4:04 AM Rating: Good
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I've been to a dwarf throwing contest. It's a sight to behold. I've never hit someone with a baby though. Yet.

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#7 Oct 10 2006 at 7:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Her name is Chytoria. Is anyone really surprised?
#8 Oct 10 2006 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Her name is Chytoria. Is anyone really surprised?
Good luck on getting a job with that name!
#9 Oct 10 2006 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Her name is Chytoria. Is anyone really surprised?
Good luck on getting a job with that name!
Doesn't really sound black to me.


Greek, maybe.
#10 Oct 10 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Decent
i have to say that is the most sick and disgusting thing i have ever heard of.
#11 Oct 10 2006 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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Singdall wrote:
i have to say that is the most sick and disgusting thing i have ever heard of.


not as sick and disgusting as something I just thought of.
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#12 Oct 10 2006 at 12:09 PM Rating: Default
Too bad she didn't have twins, she could have dual wielded.
#13 Oct 10 2006 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Too bad she didn't have twins, she could have dual wielded.
I don't think "Dumb-***-*****" gets the dual wield ability until level 70.
#14 Oct 10 2006 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
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That is wild.

Gives a whole new meaning to "They'll be wishing they were never born once I start wielding this baby" ROFL

" Chytoria" Isn't that some part of the female genitalia?

Edited, Oct 10th 2006 at 1:41pm PDT by Elawise
#15 Oct 10 2006 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
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Too bad she didn't have twins, she could have dual wielded.
I don't think "Dumb-***-*****" gets the dual wield ability until level 70.


Oh no, rogues can wield before that.
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#16 Oct 10 2006 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Singdall wrote:
i have to say that is the most sick and disgusting thing i have ever heard of.


not as sick and disgusting as something I just thought of.


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#17 Oct 10 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Default
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I just had vision of that scene in "Dead Alive" where he wildly swings the zombie baby around, beating it against random objects in the park.
#18 Oct 10 2006 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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Elawise wrote:
That is wild.

Gives a whole new meaning to "They'll be wishing they were never born once I start wielding this baby" ROFL

" Chytoria" Isn't that some part of the female genitalia?



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#19 Oct 10 2006 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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Close, but no cigar Mr. President.
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