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"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an ******* that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.
Heheh, funny stuff.
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He's not gay, he got a woman pregnant.
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Hellboy the Hand wrote:
He's not gay, he got a woman pregnant.
XD
Edited, Oct 7th 2006 at 8:04pm PDT by JulesWinnfield
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Posted: Oct 08 2006 at 2:25 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You know what? 'F that B.S. She's cute, she's looking, she's labeled 1-2-3.
"butt of jokes"
It seems his attorney is not without a sense of humour.
It seems his attorney is not without a sense of humour.
It's a darned good likeness!
I couldnt tell if that picture was a butt plug or just tom cruise.
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but also in its subversion of an ******* that Scientologists believe is next to godliness
The ***** is godliness?
I don't know what these people are on, but I want some...
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"L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to respect their large—and their small—colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; and although Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing and Vitamin K enemas, he is offended by the notion of butt plugs in general and of those with his face on them in particular."
Seriously.
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Mr. Cruise is also demanding "the immediate and complete withdrawal" of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun's Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons "currently harboring" this device.
LOL that is just too much.
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I would fire this guy.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Especially since he chose the word "withdrawal" when talking about a catalog.
Wow, they even give a little historical lesson at the end (get it? End!) of the story.
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