Jophiel wrote:
A couple weeks ago, I tried to get Flea to buy some clear high heels that had flashing lights when you walked. She refused on the grounds that she wasn't a prostitute.
Or Nicki Hilton.
Is that redundant?
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Or Nicki Hilton.
Is that redundant?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
A couple weeks ago, I tried to get Flea to buy some clear high heels that had flashing lights when you walked. She refused on the grounds that she wasn't a prostitute.
Or Nicki Hilton.
Is that redundant?
Not if you don't pay her.
Jophiel wrote:
A couple weeks ago, I tried to get Flea to buy some clear high heels that had flashing lights when you walked. She refused on the grounds that she wasn't a prostitute anymore.
Shame really.
Have you tried a bra with flashing underwire or perhaps glow-in-the-dark pasties?
Now that I think about it, those shoes may have been good for late-night potty trips.
Edited, Oct 6th 2006 at 1:19pm PDT by Atomicflea
Edited, Oct 6th 2006 at 1:19pm PDT by Atomicflea
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
A couple weeks ago, I tried to get Flea to buy some clear high heels that had flashing lights when you walked. She refused on the grounds that she wasn't a prostitute anymore.
Shame really.
Have you tried a bra with flashing underwire or perhaps glow-in-the-dark pasties?
Or edible undies that taste like fruit roll-ups?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Atomicflea wrote:
Now that I think about it, those shoes may have been good for late-night potty trips.
Psshaw.
These are the things that insane people buy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Atomicflea wrote:
That would freak me out. A strange blue glow coming up between my legs as I tinkled. I would think aliens are preparing to probe my ***.
MentalFrog wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
That would freak me out. A strange blue glow coming up between my legs as I tinkled. I would think aliens are preparing to probe my ***.
You pee sitting down?
I guess one of you has to, and your girlfriend has no reason to.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Atomicflea wrote:
I thought you wanted to get to the bathroom safely, not watch as the light from blue LEDs passes through your urine and cascades gently on the walls.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I thought you wanted to get to the bathroom safely, not watch as the light from blue LEDs passes through your urine and cascades gently on the walls.
Edited, Oct 6th 2006 at 2:21pm PDT by Atomicflea
Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I thought you wanted to get to the bathroom safely, not watch as the light from blue LEDs passes through your urine and cascades gently on the walls.
Edited, Oct 6th 2006 at 2:21pm PDT by Atomicflea
A sad sad little man.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I thought you wanted to get to the bathroom safely, not watch as the light from blue LEDs passes through your urine and cascades gently on the walls.
A happy, happy, well-endowed man.
/nod
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even the eliminations of my human form are like a jackpot in Vegas to me.
Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I thought you wanted to get to the bathroom safely, not watch as the light from blue LEDs passes through your urine and cascades gently on the walls.
A happy, happy, well-endowed man.
/nod
You made him get cable for pete's sake. How could he be happy?!
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
You made him get cable for pete's sake. How could he be happy?!
He's getting laid?
MentalFrog wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
You made him get cable for pete's sake. How could he be happy?!
He's getting laid?
What I should have said is that he's happy and he's getting laid. You're a cranky ******* neph...
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You're a cranky ******* neph...
being tired and pregnant can do that to a man.
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