He's not Amish, is he?
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Is he in Congress?
Oh no! Not a page!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Atomicflea wrote:
Is he in Congress?
Yes. Applying to be a page.
Actually, he's beta testing a game that shall not be named. And it must be really good.
He is in his apartment, with the blinds down, with the VCR paused at that part in Totall Recall where the chick has three boobs, with his pants down and his ankles up.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Actually, he's beta testing a game that shall not be named. And it must be really good.
How does one kill that which has no life?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Actually, he's beta testing a game that shall not be named. And it must be really good.
How does one kill that which has no life?
That was one good South Park. Only thing I would have changed was summoning whelps instead of scorpions. Then Cartman could have said, "Many whelps! Handle it!"
Has BT been adopted by Angelina Jolie?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Has BT been adopted by Angelina Jolie?
Or Woody Allen.
Just to pull out an old one...
Who's BT?
Who's BT?
Odd. He seems to have disappeared about the same time that perv stormed the school in Bailey with a backpack full of sex toys last week.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Just to pull out an old one...
/giggles
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Just to pull out an old one...
Knowing BT he proably got in trouble with one that he thought was 18 but was not!
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Just to pull out an old one...
Nobby doesn't pull out.
MentalFrog wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Just to pull out an old one...
Nobby doesn't pull out.
Atomicflea wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Just to pull out an old one...
Nobby doesn't pull out.
If that doesn't bring BT back, I dunno what will.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I see him! I see him!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
It's better than anything you could imagine. No, I haven't really been touring Asia with John Mark Carr, I'm on a working vacation.
I have flown to the state of Oregon to take care of my father's ranch while he's away. I am charged with the well-being of twenty german shephards and half a dozen sheep. The sheep have creepy little eyes that make me glad they haven't evolved to the point where face-to-face intercourse can occur.
Rural Oregon is quite nice, and I spent the last week and a half or so alternating between familiarizing the dogs with myself and camping and canoeing. This was all while my dad's still been around, so I wasn't tethered to the ranch. I also wasn't fUcking the sheep as much.
One thing rural Oregon is lacking, though, is whores. Anyone live in Oregon can tell me a good place to score some tang in exchange for cash? I'm near Silverton, but don't want to go as far as Salem, because whores aren't too bright and I'm afraid they'd have trouble getting home on their own. I guess I could always just feed them to the dogs.
One more thing, I only like Asian whores. And black ones. Oooh, Latinas, too. OMG I almost forgot white chicks. And...
I have flown to the state of Oregon to take care of my father's ranch while he's away. I am charged with the well-being of twenty german shephards and half a dozen sheep. The sheep have creepy little eyes that make me glad they haven't evolved to the point where face-to-face intercourse can occur.
Rural Oregon is quite nice, and I spent the last week and a half or so alternating between familiarizing the dogs with myself and camping and canoeing. This was all while my dad's still been around, so I wasn't tethered to the ranch. I also wasn't fUcking the sheep as much.
One thing rural Oregon is lacking, though, is whores. Anyone live in Oregon can tell me a good place to score some tang in exchange for cash? I'm near Silverton, but don't want to go as far as Salem, because whores aren't too bright and I'm afraid they'd have trouble getting home on their own. I guess I could always just feed them to the dogs.
One more thing, I only like Asian whores. And black ones. Oooh, Latinas, too. OMG I almost forgot white chicks. And...
I bet white chicks are your fave. Blondes.
Edited, Oct 9th 2006 at 1:28pm PDT by Atomicflea
Edited, Oct 9th 2006 at 1:28pm PDT by Atomicflea
Weird. It showed him as the last poster on this thread, yet when I click on it I don't see his post. I even changed the filter in case there was an off-chance he got rated sub-default. I guess only a few of the gerbils are back at work again.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Ahhh, there he is. It must be a delay in the space-time continuum thingy... or something.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
BT, I thought you ran away.
I gave you a nice welcome-back by mutilating your fantasy football team yesterday. Enjoy!
I gave you a nice welcome-back by mutilating your fantasy football team yesterday. Enjoy!
Kakar wrote:
Ahhh, there he is. It must be a delay in the space-time continuum thingy... or something.
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The sheep have creepy little eyes that make me glad they haven't evolved to the point where face-to-face intercourse can occur.
Laughing like Muttley, here.
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