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He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A reader asked.
Khameini: "There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin, and as long as he detonates at least 2 carbombs while in Europe to kill unholy infidels."
FTFH
Totem
Khameini: "There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin, and as long as he detonates at least 2 carbombs while in Europe to kill unholy infidels."
FTFH
Totem
Totem wrote:
He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A reader asked.
Khameini: "There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin, and as long as he detonates at least 2 carbombs while in Europe to kill unholy infidels."
FTFH
Totem
Khameini: "There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin, and as long as he detonates at least 2 carbombs while in Europe to kill unholy infidels."
FTFH
Totem
Can't I just moon the pope?
MentalFrog wrote:
Totem wrote:
He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A reader asked.
Khameini: "There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin, and as long as he detonates at least 2 carbombs while in Europe to kill unholy infidels."
FTFH
Totem
Khameini: "There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin, and as long as he detonates at least 2 carbombs while in Europe to kill unholy infidels."
FTFH
Totem
Can't I just moon the pope?
Only if you let off a small bomb while doing so~!
edited to add suggestive
Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 10:38am PDT by bodhisattva
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Question for ToUtem:
Lent?
Lent?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Not really a problem for me since I clean my belly button on a daily basis, Nobs.
Totem
Totem
Well I was THIS close to converting, but fuck it now. I know I'm going to regret asking this, but how does one "unintentionally" **********? 'Cause I could use some variety...
For women, many began unintentionally picking at the meaty taco when they first took horse riding lessons. For many of your moms or grandmothers it was one of these things. And here you thought all she was doing was trying to stay in shape...
Totem
Totem
King Nobby wrote:
Question for ToUtem:
Lent?
Lent?
Just because you're not supposed to eat meat on Fridays doesn't mean you can't get down with Rosy Palms.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Does this preclude rug munching? Or does that not count as "eating meat" per se?
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
Does this preclude rug munching? Or does that not count as "eating meat" per se?
Totem
Totem
Well, considering how the whole "no meat on Fridays" thing is why most restaurants serve clam chowder on Friday...
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