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#1 Oct 05 2006 at 3:50 AM Rating: Decent
Said the horse to the Norwegian tourist.

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Denmark's animal bordellos reportedly draw Norwegian clients, but both countries have loopholes that make such establishments legal.

Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer.

On the Internet Danish animal owners advertise openly that they offer sex with animals, without intervention from police or other authorities, Danish newspaper 24timer reports.

In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex. The cost to the client varied from DKK 500-1,000 (USD 85-170).

The Norwegian Food Safety Authority's section chief for animal welfare, Torunn Knævelsrud, could not rule out that such a bordello could be legal here as well.

"It is difficult to say yes or no," Knævelsrud told Aftenposten.no.

As long as basics like shelter, feed and care are in place, and injury or suffering to the animal can not be documented, there are no other ways to attack an animal bordello under existing Norwegian law.

"It could be that the animals don't really care," Knævelsrud said. "But I think it is in the nature of the case that animals will often be victims of injury, stress or suffering in connection with sexual acts with humans. Either that they are held fast, or frightened, or suffer pain or physical injury," Knævelsrud said


Hmm. The whole debate on "consent, marks, and prosecution" needs to be reopened.

Gbaji?


Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 4:53am PDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx
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#2 Oct 05 2006 at 3:55 AM Rating: Good
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What the hell is with you and Norway? First we had the standing up to pee debate and now this. I think once you posted about Hungarians too.

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#3 Oct 05 2006 at 4:04 AM Rating: Decent
Tare wrote:
What the hell is with you and Norway? First we had the standing up to pee debate and now this. I think once you posted about Hungarians too.

Fruitcake.


It's the anthropologist in me.

And my girlfriend is Norwegian. But she doesn't suck donkey balls, as far as I'm aware...

Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 5:21am PDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx
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#4 Oct 05 2006 at 5:35 AM Rating: Good
RedPhoenixxxxxx wrote:
Tare wrote:
What the hell is with you and Norway? First we had the standing up to pee debate and now this. I think once you posted about Hungarians too.

Fruitcake.


It's the giant horse **** that I love to put in me.
Fixed.
#5 Oct 05 2006 at 6:15 AM Rating: Decent
Does this give new meaning to the song "How much is that doggy in the window"?
#6 Oct 05 2006 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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Mentioning "Animal Sex" and a Food Agency in the same sentence. . . eeew

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#7REDACTED, Posted: Oct 08 2006 at 2:55 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nope, just give's meaning to the market thread con-blah, you suck. So sorry, you suck x 2, in case you needed to know, that effort doesn't count in a market-economy, unless I'm making-out with it {hot_tongue}. White dress not included. But then again, 'y'all can never understand me anyway.
#8 Oct 08 2006 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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MonxDoT wrote:
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Does this give new meaning to the song "How much is that doggy in the window"?


Nope, just give's meaning to the market thread con-blah, you suck. So sorry, you suck x 2, in case you needed to know, that effort doesn't count in a market-economy, unless I'm making-out with it {hot_tongue}. White dress not included. But then again, 'y'all can never understand me anyway.

Anywayz, you like your dissapointment with a 'lil "illegal" humility"? Exactly, wtf am i talking about ...

.. besides thread-mentiona X 10, Forum=Official#.

Pee on Santa Clausz' Knee, he likes it, or you so easily disregard, now?



I thought we already had one designated drunk poster around here...

#9 Oct 08 2006 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
Celcio wrote:
MonxDoT wrote:
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I thought we already had one designated drunk poster around here...



We do; however, Kaolian and I (on IRC) agreed that MonxDoT's posts are the results of large doses of illegal drugs.
#10 Oct 08 2006 at 7:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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MDenham the Shady wrote:
We do agree that MonxDoT's posts result in large doses of rate downs.


ftfySmiley: grin
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#11 Oct 08 2006 at 7:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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MDenham the Shady wrote:
Celcio wrote:
MonxDoT wrote:
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I thought we already had one designated drunk poster around here...



We do; however, Kaolian and I (on IRC) agreed that MonxDoT's posts are the results of large doses of illegal drugs.


See, I'm in the "missed a few doses" camp instead of the "street medication" camp.

Could be both, of course.
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#12 Oct 08 2006 at 8:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think he's a post bot...like the ones that send you the Viagra e-mails and at the end of the e-mail is a whole blarg of random "innocent" words.


BUY VIAGRA NOW AND GIVE YOUR WIFE THE TIME OF HER LIFE!

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#13 Oct 08 2006 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
I think he's a post bot...like the ones that send you the Viagra e-mails and at the end of the e-mail is a whole blarg of random "innocent" words.


BUY VIAGRA NOW AND GIVE YOUR WIFE THE TIME OF HER LIFE!

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What's frustrating is you can almost figure out what he is saying and it almost seems to be something about the thread or post he is refering to. It's like english is his second language and he passes it through babbel fish a few times before he posts.
#14 Oct 08 2006 at 8:57 PM Rating: Decent
Kween Darqflame wrote:
MDenham the Shady wrote:
We do agree that MonxDoT's posts result in large doses of rate downs.


ftfySmiley: grin


Damn straight they do - I just thought that went without saying, since most of the last dozen or so posts of his that I've found have already made it to sub-default. Smiley: laugh

Sooo... does anyone ELSE have an explanation for his behavior, besides illegal self-medication or Babelfish? :-)
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