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#27 Oct 05 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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King niobia wrote:
tell him you will fight him if he prances around in a frilly pink dress Saturday 3pm at the mall (or wherever the largest populous of teens congregate)


I second this.

If he responds with a form or shape of a no, say "why not? too much of a @#%^ to do it?"

I wouldn't take the risk of fighting him, not because you might lose, but because you're already being the bigger man. The position you have already is perfect. You remarks back to him make him look like an idiot. You should send everyone that "conversation" you had with him.

Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 1:42pm PDT by OddVacado
#28 Oct 05 2006 at 2:55 PM Rating: Decent
The first fight i watched was hilarious, some short 8th grader walks all the way to my highschool to get in a fight, and when i say short, i mean short, and fat, he walked towards the guy, who was maybe 5'7" and in shape, and tried to sucker punch him when his back was turned, he missed the initial punch, and it all went downhill from there, he got his *** kicked. After a hell of a lot of spinning each other around, the short kid tripped over his own backpack and rolled around avoiding the kids knee, he got up and the guy one punched him,his face was swollen like a ballon in a minute. The tall kid never even got touched, the worst injury he had was a scratch from the little guys nail. The best part was how everyone pulls out there camera phones and video tapes it. lmfao
#29 Oct 05 2006 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Driftwood the Eccentric wrote:
6. Might not work in Canada as well as it would in Texas


Then pick something that Canadians would feel justified in beating their kids for. I have no idea what that'd be, but I have faith you'd think of something.

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2. Already Divorced


Ah ha... it's all becoming clearer. The kid lacks the disciplining hand of a father in his mother's household...and he wants you to step in...

It's kinda sweet, really.

And creepy. Definitely Creepy.

Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 5:19pm PDT by Poldaran
#30 Oct 05 2006 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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#31 Oct 05 2006 at 5:48 PM Rating: Default
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??? I'm confused.. Was this too "out of topic" for the "out of topic" forum? Now I've been teleported to the Asylum.. That makes me a sad panda.
#32 Oct 05 2006 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
Antigod...

Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
moving due to language


READ MOAR BETTER
#33 Oct 05 2006 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Antigod wrote:
??? I'm confused.. Was this too "out of topic" for the "out of topic" forum? Now I've been teleported to the Asylum.. That makes me a sad panda.


What part of Kao's "moving due to language" was confusing...?
#34 Oct 05 2006 at 6:06 PM Rating: Decent
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FUck language.
#35 Oct 05 2006 at 6:11 PM Rating: Default
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Oh.. goddamnit.. I see the swear filter being bypassed all day in OoT.. I didn't think it was a big deal.. (OK, you can hit me in the head now to jumpstart my reading comprehention skills.)
#36 Oct 05 2006 at 6:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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I move the ones I see, or edit the others. It's supposed to be the damn sandbox.
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#37 Oct 05 2006 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't move this shi't here.
#38 Oct 05 2006 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
moving due to language


The fuck? You want to move it somewhere, move it to some dead forum. For dog sake don't give the sandbox 'tards the idea the Asylum exsits solely so they can cuss act like jackasses. We get enough of that allready. The Asylum isn't the place you send threads where people talk naughty. It's the the forum where teh l33t congregate and feel superior ya ****.
#39 Oct 05 2006 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
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where people talk naughty. It's the the forum where teh l33t congregate and feel superior ya ****.


Is the heat on?

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#40 Oct 05 2006 at 7:43 PM Rating: Good
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#41 Oct 06 2006 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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If he agrees to fight you in a dress, insist that he wear pumps as well. When he agrees to that, negotiate for panty hose, a purse, a frilly hat, makeup, etc.

If he shows up looking like that, dude, you have to fight him.
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#42 Oct 06 2006 at 8:39 AM Rating: Default
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Since when is the asylum a trash bin for oot? We have enough garbage of our own, thank you very much.
#43 Oct 06 2006 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
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Pussy.
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#44 Oct 06 2006 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
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Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
moving due to language


In the "you need to work on your language skills" sense? I barely see any naughtiness in this thread.

Ok, ok...I skimmed. It was boring.
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#45 Oct 06 2006 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Posting from Paisley, Scotland


Faar to close to me for comfort. Which part of Paisley? The scummy part or the even scummier part?
#46 Oct 06 2006 at 9:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I've decided I'm going to start posting every conversation here
You'll show him!

When he said "gay", he really did mean you.
#47 Oct 06 2006 at 12:02 PM Rating: Default
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I still vote for ***-kicking.

He's a tenth-grader for crying out loud! I killed my first in seventh grade.
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#48 Oct 06 2006 at 12:22 PM Rating: Default
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It's called the little man complex. Smaller guys are feeling they gotta prove they're as strong and as imposing as the taller ones


I knew a guy like that. But he was not a stupid one. His name was Chuck Norris.
#49 Oct 06 2006 at 1:10 PM Rating: Default
A lot of things have changed..


Unfortunately, you're still a complete moron.
#50 Oct 10 2006 at 8:10 AM Rating: Decent
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give out his msn address to as many people on here as you can, and get them allto abuse him over it :P most fun you can have with this without a pair of hunting katars
#51 Oct 10 2006 at 8:20 AM Rating: Decent
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zelrin wrote:
give out his msn address to as many people on here as you can, and get them allto abuse him over it :P most fun you can have with this without a pair of hunting katars


Spoken like a true virgin.
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