for a few months now, this 10th grader has been wanting to fight me, and bugging me about it on msn(he used to be friends with one of my friends). I've decided I'm going to start posting every conversation here because I find it funny that he doesn't understand that I'm not going to fight him.
So..
Ryan {55 Days} says:
faaggggggggggggggggggeeeeeettttttt
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
persistent little @#%^er arent you
Ryan {55 Days} says:
yuppers
Ryan {55 Days} says:
gonna fight you
Ryan {55 Days} says:
i dont care how long it takes
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
have fun with that
Ryan {55 Days} says:
i will
Ryan {55 Days} says:
so why wont you fight me
Ryan {55 Days} says:
you CANNOT go to jail for getting your *** kicked
Ryan {55 Days} says:
i checked with police
Ryan {55 Days} says:
I would get in trouble iwth assault but thats it
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
now i remember why i unblocked you, it's funny watching this
Ryan {55 Days} says:
ya so it is
Ryan {55 Days} says:
whats the funny part, the part about you not going to jail or the part where
you've never thrown a punch in your life
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
the part where you act all tough and I just sit here and laugh
Ryan {55 Days} says:
haha, thats hilarious
Ryan {55 Days} says:
if you think im acting then show up for the fight *****
Ryan {55 Days} says:
hows about me, fight you, tomorrow at the church behind hamm,
Ryan {55 Days} says:
anytime you want *****
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
no
Ryan {55 Days} says:
why not
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
because i dont feel like it
Ryan {55 Days} says:
no
Ryan {55 Days} says:
because your busy sucking your brothers *****
Ryan {55 Days} says:
is what you ment to say
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
lol
Ryan {55 Days} says:
COME ON
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
meh
Ryan {55 Days} says:
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO THEN
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
nothing im not going to fight you
Ryan {55 Days} says:
WHY
Ryan {55 Days} says:
give me a good reason
Ryan {55 Days} says:
and if you tell me a good reasonable reason ill leave you alone
Ryan {55 Days} says:
NO JAIL CRAP
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
because fighting you would mean I don't get to laugh at your attempts to make me fight you
Ryan {55 Days} says:
thats not a good reason im sorry
Ryan {55 Days} says:
are you just scared of me
Ryan {55 Days} says:
be honest
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
nope
Ryan {55 Days} says:
then you would fight me
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
nope
Ryan {55 Days} says:
wh ywouldnt you
Ryan {55 Days} says:
unless your scared
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
which im not
Ryan {55 Days} says:
which you are
Ryan {55 Days} says:
give me a GOod reason
Driftwood - Stacy says:
you left suddenly after my last comment in the last conversation, I assume you went and had a good time with ron then
Ryan {55 Days} says:
who the @#%^ is ron
Ryan {55 Days} says:
and i never recieved any comment from yo
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
meaning you were already blowing ron when i sent the message
Ryan {55 Days} says:
i was no where near your boyfriend and will never be near him and quit taking your ing fantisies out on me
Ryan {55 Days} says:
@#%^ing ***** *** ****** **** sucker
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
what fantasies? you mean the ones you have of Ron?
Ryan {55 Days} says:
No, the ones of you and your brother and vaux suckng on each others weeners
Ryan {55 Days} says:
******
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
you win the award for most uninspired insult ever
Driftwood - (l)Stacy(l) says:
also, you realixe that you just said you have fantasies of seeing me dell and my brother being gay together i mean that's really @#%^ed up you must be referring to yourself when you say "****** "
He signed out at this point.
I cant wait for the next one
Edited, Oct 4th 2006 at 8:25am PDT by Driftwood
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Why are you afraid of a 10-year-old?
PUssy.
PUssy.
/snide
we dont care.
*grins*
we dont care.
*grins*
so your real name is Stacy?
I'd wanna fight you too if your name was Stacy
I'd wanna fight you too if your name was Stacy
This ryan fellow needs new insults. NOW.
OK.. wait until he gets a car, then get yourself some latex gloves. Put the gloves on and gently remove his brake lines at a time and place that you will hopefully not be spotted. Make sure to dispose of the gloves. OR.. poison him. Take some rat poison pellets and crush them up and put them into a spoon with some water and heat that spoon to make a syrup. Place this syrup into any food or beverage of his that you have the opportunity to. OR.. burn his house down while he sleeps. Whatever you do, make sure to cover your tracks. It helps to have a disposable set of clothes, including shoes, that you could take somewhere and burn or sink into a lake. Also, make sure to take a shower after you do anything, and don't keep any evidence around you, like the open box of rat poison or a half empty container of gasoline. Remember, you are innocent unless they can "prove" you guilty.
Have sex with his mom. If you can't figure out a way to swing that, you deserve to get beaten up.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
.50 anti-material rifle...a headshot will vaporize anything above the shoulders, and the vacuum will suck out the spine.
DO IT!
DO IT!
Brats always want to fight people...I knew this guy in my school who was 6'4, and weighed about 16 stone (224 lbs), really big guy. He spent most of his time having five foot nothing neds (who probably weighed six stone if they weighed anything) picking fights with him. I once had to pull his *** out of hot water with the deputy head teacher when he eventually snapped and beat three of them up ("Oh no, they definately attacked him first. I don't know about this story they've got about him standing on one of them...I didn't see any of that at all.")
Puberty does weird things I guess, and they're looking for a way to vent those raging hormones :t Usually if you just knock him on his ***, he'll leave you alone. You ever heard that crap about 'don't give them a reaction, because a reaction is what they're looking for'? That's absolute *************** the school's way of saying 'Don't give us any paper work'. The reason they pick fights with quiet people who don't run around getting into fights is because a reaction is exactly what they DON'T want :t
My best friend used to get a lot of it (not the guy I mentioned above)...he's only about six feet, slender build, wore glasses in school, did his homework, didn't cause trouble in class...you know the drill :t As a result, guys like the little ******* bugging you would make a target out of him because they didn't think they'd get a reaction out of him (or they thought that, if they did, he wouldn't be able to do much). In the last couple of years he eventually lost patience, put one of them on their ***, and never had any trouble again :P
The problem is that most kids think that if you don't fight, it must mean you can't fight. Ignoring scumbags like this tend to just mean that more of them will come and bother you, because you've shown them that they'll be able to get away with it, think and say what they want about you, and look tough in front of their friends without any danger.
Doing it as early as possibly in School is the way to go...breaking some kid's nose because he called you a name will have far less consequences in your first year than it will later on, and it'll make sure the message gets drumed home early. The only reason they'd be targeting someone that they don't think is a fighter would be because they're weaklings themselves...make an example of this one, so you won't have to deal with others later :t
Puberty does weird things I guess, and they're looking for a way to vent those raging hormones :t Usually if you just knock him on his ***, he'll leave you alone. You ever heard that crap about 'don't give them a reaction, because a reaction is what they're looking for'? That's absolute *************** the school's way of saying 'Don't give us any paper work'. The reason they pick fights with quiet people who don't run around getting into fights is because a reaction is exactly what they DON'T want :t
My best friend used to get a lot of it (not the guy I mentioned above)...he's only about six feet, slender build, wore glasses in school, did his homework, didn't cause trouble in class...you know the drill :t As a result, guys like the little ******* bugging you would make a target out of him because they didn't think they'd get a reaction out of him (or they thought that, if they did, he wouldn't be able to do much). In the last couple of years he eventually lost patience, put one of them on their ***, and never had any trouble again :P
The problem is that most kids think that if you don't fight, it must mean you can't fight. Ignoring scumbags like this tend to just mean that more of them will come and bother you, because you've shown them that they'll be able to get away with it, think and say what they want about you, and look tough in front of their friends without any danger.
Doing it as early as possibly in School is the way to go...breaking some kid's nose because he called you a name will have far less consequences in your first year than it will later on, and it'll make sure the message gets drumed home early. The only reason they'd be targeting someone that they don't think is a fighter would be because they're weaklings themselves...make an example of this one, so you won't have to deal with others later :t
tell him you will fight him if he prances around in a frilly pink dress Saturday 3pm at the mall (or wherever the largest populous of teens congregate)
Jophiel wrote:
Have sex with his mom. If you can't figure out a way to swing that, you deserve to get beaten up.
Or his dad if you really want to invade his territory.
Mental Frog wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Have sex with his mom. If you can't figure out a way to swing that, you deserve to get beaten up.
Or his dad if you really want to invade his territory.
Have sex with his mom. If you can't figure out a way to swing that, you deserve to get beaten up.
Or his dad if you really want to invade his territory.
..or what about the family dog? If he thinks you're nuts that'll play into your favor.
Offer to fight him in a dress. and then kick his *** wearing a dress, in front of everybody.
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Have sex with his mom. If you can't figure out a way to swing that, you deserve to get beaten up.
This is why i come here. For the cold, harsh clarity that can sometimes be found at the Asylum, and sometimes, in OOT. Religions have been founded on less profound statements than Jophs.
My lame-*** advice is to take it in stride and see how you feel about hima after high-school. Chances are, that he'll be a gnat buzzing around, talking to you about how cool high school used to be... Most big fish tend to change after realizing that the pond extends beyond school boundaries.
Edited, Oct 4th 2006 at 6:17pm PDT by Gladestrider
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Offer to fight him in a dress. and then kick his *** wearing a dress, in front of everybody.
Yeah.
And I expect this to be on YouTube within 48 hours.
Jawbox wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Offer to fight him in a dress. and then kick his *** wearing a dress, in front of everybody.
Yeah.
And I expect this to be on YouTube within 48 hours.
I'd expect that to be on youtube within 5-10 mintues.
Zurckoneos wrote:
Jawbox wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Offer to fight him in a dress. and then kick his *** wearing a dress, in front of everybody.
Yeah.
And I expect this to be on YouTube within 48 hours.
I'd expect that to be on youtube within 5-10 mintues.
Normally I'd agree, but in this case I thought I'd give him a little extra time, what with him getting his *** kicked by a 10-year-old and being hospitalized with multiple abrasions, contusions, and internal injuries.
I just read all of that...
God what is happening to me.
God what is happening to me.
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or do it this way. get gun (as all americans do) and do a killing spree at your high school and blame it on bullying,drugs,TV, or music and then you will get sympathy for acting like a ******.
NO, now we just blame it on alcohol and check into rehab. Even if we don't drink =)
OP: Personally, I would beat the s hit out of this kid. However, I will say that he does in fact seem to be an irregurally large p ussy. Memo to the tenth grade: You do not need anyone to agree to fight you.....just walk up and punch the c unt.
I take it that you're over the age of 18, Driftwood?
In that case it sounds like making fun of him is the best you can do without getting arrested. I like Jophiel's suggestion, however.
Edit: You know, I was thinking about it, and I say take it a step further. If it ever looks like you're gonna have to kick his ***, then follow these simple steps:
1. Bang his mom.
2. Get her to divorce her husband.
3. Marry her, thus becoming the moron's stepdad.
4. Grow a mullet and get a beer gut.
5. Kick his ***.
6. When the cops arrive, look the officer in the eye and when he asks you why you beat the kid, say, in your most redneck voice: "I told the boy not to give me no lip."
7. Turn to the kid and look him in the (very bloody) face and say, simply: "I win".
Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 4:11am PDT by Poldaran
Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 4:12am PDT by Poldaran
In that case it sounds like making fun of him is the best you can do without getting arrested. I like Jophiel's suggestion, however.
Edit: You know, I was thinking about it, and I say take it a step further. If it ever looks like you're gonna have to kick his ***, then follow these simple steps:
1. Bang his mom.
2. Get her to divorce her husband.
3. Marry her, thus becoming the moron's stepdad.
4. Grow a mullet and get a beer gut.
5. Kick his ***.
6. When the cops arrive, look the officer in the eye and when he asks you why you beat the kid, say, in your most redneck voice: "I told the boy not to give me no lip."
7. Turn to the kid and look him in the (very bloody) face and say, simply: "I win".
Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 4:11am PDT by Poldaran
Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 4:12am PDT by Poldaran
I'd take him up on the offer.
Why don't you just kick his *** and be done with it?
Why don't you just kick his *** and be done with it?
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Send his parents a log of the chat showing then what an cnut they have for a kid. They should at least give him a what for. If they don't then just beat the sh*t out of his dad. The kid will envy you since that is really what he is all angry about. He wishes he could fight his dad and needs an outlet to project upon.
He might even want to kill his dad and ***** his mom. It wouldn't be the first occurance...
Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 7:01am PDT by Elderon
He might even want to kill his dad and ***** his mom. It wouldn't be the first occurance...
Edited, Oct 5th 2006 at 7:01am PDT by Elderon
Elasith wrote:
Brats always want to fight people...I knew this guy in my school who was 6'4, and weighed about 16 stone (224 lbs), really big guy. He spent most of his time having five foot nothing neds (who probably weighed six stone if they weighed anything) picking fights with him. I once had to pull his *** out of hot water with the deputy head teacher when he eventually snapped and beat three of them up ("Oh no, they definately attacked him first. I don't know about this story they've got about him standing on one of them...I didn't see any of that at all.")
It's called the little man complex. Smaller guys are feeling they gotta prove they're as strong and as imposing as the taller ones. I'm 6'5, and altho I grew up too fast to keep up with muscles, making me skinny for a few years, I had to go through all this **** a lot. I'm at university now and a little bit over 200 lbs and I still had to put 2 of little punks in their places early this year.
I agree with other posters, kick his *** and be done with it. Don't injure him seriously or anything, and cops won't give a ****. Prisons are too full and the courts too overloaded for them to really care about jackasses who go their asses kicked because they tried to bully the wrong guy.
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It's called the little man complex. Smaller guys are feeling they gotta prove they're as strong and as imposing as the taller ones
I knew a guy like that. But he was not a stupid one. He had this complex but instead of tryin to prove it by imposing to the taller ones, he worked out like a crazy person. He work out his muscle so bad he became very very strong.
He was maybe 5' ... not more ... but he could kick anyone ***.( generalizing...)
Couple years later, he helped me to move from an appartment to another.... I was moving to a 3rd floor with a very thin stairway... beleive me or not, He took my fridge on his back and did it all by himself o.O. I couldnt believe it. He really deserved his beer after that :D
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I agree with other posters, kick his *** and be done with it. Don't injure him seriously or anything, and cops won't give a sh*t.
Unless his family has enough cash to sue you... just dont take any chance and do it somewhere witness-free.
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1. Bang his mom.
2. Get her to divorce her husband.
3. Marry her, thus becoming the moron's stepdad.
4. Grow a mullet and get a beer gut.
5. Kick his ***.
6. When the cops arrive, look the officer in the eye and when he asks you why you beat the kid, say, in your most redneck voice: "I told the boy not to give me no lip."
7. Turn to the kid and look him in the (very bloody) face and say, simply: "I win".
2. Get her to divorce her husband.
3. Marry her, thus becoming the moron's stepdad.
4. Grow a mullet and get a beer gut.
5. Kick his ***.
6. When the cops arrive, look the officer in the eye and when he asks you why you beat the kid, say, in your most redneck voice: "I told the boy not to give me no lip."
7. Turn to the kid and look him in the (very bloody) face and say, simply: "I win".
1. Ew, I've seen her, she's nice...but...ew...
2. Already Divorced
3. No
4. I'm halfway there but I refuse to grow a mullet.
5. If he comes at me, I'll gladly do it.
6. Might not work in Canada as well as it would in Texas
7. I would love to be able to do this under any circumstances.
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