I promised it months ago and finally re-established my account at Yahoo.
Puttin' a hurt on the 'Bama Black Snake Taco had never forgiven me for humiliating him on this board and paid me back kung-fu style.
I also included a picture of me doing something else in honor of all you that I promised to do this last weekend. It was a terrific place to visit, by the way. We stayed in Miranda, population 300, a little town that caters to visitors to the massive redwood groves in the area. We stayed in a cabin built in the '20s, complete with fireplace, whirlpool tub, and antiques. Very sano.
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Did you get a chance to see that new "world's tallest tree" they were just talking about in the news?
It looks like it would take four totems stretching in what might possibly be a tantric postion to love that tree properly.
It looks like it would take four totems stretching in what might possibly be a tantric postion to love that tree properly.
What the...?
I thought Totem was a chick
I thought Totem was a chick
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You made with the pics, now make with the stories. Chop, chop!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Taco looks pissed. Did you insult his muttonchops or somethin'?
So Bre'er ToUtem.
When you white up, do you just Blanco down to the cuffs and collar, or dunk your ebony torso in a vat?
BTW, that 2nd photo makes me want to be teh ghey.
When you white up, do you just Blanco down to the cuffs and collar, or dunk your ebony torso in a vat?
BTW, that 2nd photo makes me want to be teh ghey.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jophiel wrote:
What the...?
I thought Totem was a chick
I thought Totem was a chick
that was Thundra. Totems black.
....wait.
We're all so unintimidating in RL. 
I must say, Tacosid and Totem look eerily similar. Like, they could be brothers or something.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I forgot one.
Mrs. Totem grabbing the Black Snake. That must be the tree Paskil is talking about...
Totem
Mrs. Totem grabbing the Black Snake. That must be the tree Paskil is talking about...
Totem
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
Damn I have never seen one like that!
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I must say, Tacosid and Totem look eerily similar. Like, they could be brothers or something.
I honestly doubt anyone has ever said anything nicer than this to Totem.
I voted for the other guy.
Well, until I some day dress up as Little Orphan Annie and sing "Tomorrow, Tomorrow" and discover a long lost birth certificate showing we were twins that our sainted mother squirreled away in the bottom of her unmentionables drawer, I will continue to believe Tacosid and I are not related-- regardless how eerily similar we appear on film. As it was, after suckering me into a meeting him on his home turf, Tacosid proceeded to pummel and assault my family jewels in a most agitated and reckless manner, making unintelligible sounds like, "Ayiiiiii!" and "Hi-karate!" as his feet of fury beat me senseless. The sheer violence of the act leads me to believe that if we were brothers, the moonshine our beloved mother drank reached only his fetus and not mine during those critical days of cellular multiplication. After all, I am only drawn to kissing and humping trees.
Finally, my apologies to those of you who were unprepared to see the fearsome sight of my bark-like skin. Due to a severe lack of body oils, my epidermis can frequently and closely resemble the outside of a tree. On the good side, casting Shield of Thorns on myself is largely unnecessary.
Totem
Finally, my apologies to those of you who were unprepared to see the fearsome sight of my bark-like skin. Due to a severe lack of body oils, my epidermis can frequently and closely resemble the outside of a tree. On the good side, casting Shield of Thorns on myself is largely unnecessary.
Totem
Tree hugging hippie! Where's teh helecopter pictures!
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Awesome pics, Totem!
Taco doing the chop socky on your nads = Good times...well, except for Totem's nads...
Taco doing the chop socky on your nads = Good times...well, except for Totem's nads...
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Mrs. To3tem is teh hawt. Very pale, though. I don't think I could look at her directly.
Then again, I imagine that was part of the attraction.
Ebony and I-vo-reeeee
Then again, I imagine that was part of the attraction.
Ebony and I-vo-reeeee
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Posted: Oct 04 2006 at 7:29 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ******* Americans and their shorts. You look stupid.
You gotta admit, shorts look a whole lot better than that tutu and sequined spandex you prance around in wowowlolofocopters. Sure, gay is gay and your mouth has taken on the permanent shape of an "O" from your sucking habits, but at least your average pole smoker keeps his sexual orientation a mystery until he spreads his a$$ cheeks. Your attire just says, "I'm a **** garage! I'm a **** garage! Free parking for your meaty SUV with oral validation up front! Just remember to put it waaaaaaay in the back so there's room for others-- and don't worry about the mud, silly! Other guyth have been tracking it in and out all day. I'll just call Cleveland Steamers and have them do my drapes at the same time."
Hey, don't feel bad. None of us around here expected someone who names himself "wowowlol" to know much about fashion anyways-- even if you're a ****.
Totem
Hey, don't feel bad. None of us around here expected someone who names himself "wowowlol" to know much about fashion anyways-- even if you're a ****.
Totem
Hah! **** garage. I have to remember that one.
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