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#1 Oct 02 2006 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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Urination will go to committee.

A local decision that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating has provoked political debate.

The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God's work, and wants the matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council, newspaper Dagbladet reports.

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told the newspaper.

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl
," Kleppe said.

Principal Anne Lise Gjul at Dvergsnes School would not comment on Kleppe's plans to make political waves and regretted if anyone was offended by the ban on standing and passing water.

Gjul told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) that the young boys are simply not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet that could be used by both boys and girls.


God works in mysterious ways...
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#2 Oct 02 2006 at 2:40 AM Rating: Decent
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This is ripe for a Norweigan Wood joke, but I'm not sure what it is.
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#3 Oct 02 2006 at 3:15 AM Rating: Decent
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lol...I don't use public toilets for the very reason that sitting down isn't an option for me :t There's absolutely no way in hell I'd even consider sitting down on a public toilet (especially the filthy *** ones in Glasgow...uh...no pun intended)...actually forcing people to do it seems a bit off.

If they really want to stop guys peeing on the floor, why not invest in some urinals? Probably better than introducing such a stupid rule...how do they plan on enforcing it, stand and watch everyone taking a whizz?
#4 Oct 02 2006 at 3:56 AM Rating: Decent
I'm still not sure which one is the more disturbing:

- Nowegian boys can't pee properly
- Forcing them to sit down is a "breach of their human rights"
- Forcing them to sit down is "meddling in God's work"
- They have plans for unisex toilets

And yeah, enforcing it can't be easy. Tho tiny cameras should do the trick...
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#5 Oct 02 2006 at 5:08 AM Rating: Decent
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"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.
I knew it! Girls aren't humans!
#6 Oct 02 2006 at 5:09 AM Rating: Good
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This will likely make more Norwegians boys become the gay, and eventually result is an exodus of horny Norwegian women to other countries, I hope Sweden does the same.
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#7 Oct 02 2006 at 5:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gjul told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) that the young boys are simply not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet that could be used by both boys and girls.


Ah, the age-old battle.
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#8 Oct 02 2006 at 5:51 AM Rating: Decent
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What about the basic human right to **** standing up? Smiley: confused

#9 Oct 02 2006 at 6:16 AM Rating: Decent
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What about the basic human right to **** standing up? Smiley: confused



Stop meddling in God's work.
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#10 Oct 02 2006 at 1:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Wait, you stand up to pee? Ewwwww.
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