I'm off to Avenue of the Giants in NoCal for the weekend for some R&R with Mrs. Totem and a little communing with nature. As I gaze at each of those gigantic trees I'm sure to be reminded of each of you, my fellow Asylum regulars, of the mighty colossus' (or colonics) of postings that you are. I am quite certain they were placed on this Earth to be monuments to your gargantuan something-or-others. I shall kiss each tree's whorley, knotty a$$ in honor of you.
Ciao!
Brer Druid Totem
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Watch out for those larches, they'll cut the bottoms out of your pockets and take your cash before you can say Gyspy Queen.
I hope when you kiss my woody knob you get slivers.
Have fun, T!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Great. Now the redwoods will get the HIV.
Atomicflea wrote:
Great. Now the redwoods will get teh ghey.
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Enjoy your communing with nature while you dance naked under the stars with Mrs. T.
Stay away from any mushrooms you may find too.
Stay away from any mushrooms you may find too.
Don't forget the lube! Or better yet, go with nature's lube and use the tree sap.
Not that I have ever used tree sap.
No, really, I haven't!
Not that I have ever used tree sap.
No, really, I haven't!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
Don't forget the lube! Or better yet, go with nature's lube and use the tree sap.
Not that I have ever used tree sap.
No, really, I haven't!
Not that I have ever used tree sap.
No, really, I haven't!
So hard to believe you with that avatar you've got going on right now.
For some reason, I now have the image of a black man dressed as Robin of Loxley speaking a bastardized version of the King's English bred with Ebonics.
If it rains, be sure to protect your bow string. If it gets wet it's useless.
If it rains, be sure to protect your bow string. If it gets wet it's useless.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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