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#1 Sep 29 2006 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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these conversations aren't very good.


can I get one about Live Organ Transplants?
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#2 Sep 29 2006 at 6:27 AM Rating: Decent
First ***** transplant reversed after two weeks

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Operation successful, but recipient suffered 'severe psychological problem'
#3 Sep 29 2006 at 6:29 AM Rating: Good
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DUDE

a face transplant
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#4 Sep 29 2006 at 6:32 AM Rating: Default
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Li's face was mauled in 2003 when he tried to use a stick to chase away a black bear attacking his cows.


That'll teach him not to chase black bears with sticks.
#5 Sep 29 2006 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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cows > face apparently.


Smiley: oyvey

bears.. why do they have to look so cuddly?
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#6 Sep 29 2006 at 6:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Someone forgot to tell him to "Walk tall and carry a BIG stick" apparently ...
#7 Sep 29 2006 at 6:41 AM Rating: Decent
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
First ***** transplant reversed after two weeks

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Operation successful, but recipient suffered 'severe psychological problem'


This was already discussed, but I wanted to add that I'm gratified they transplanted it instead of cooking it. (Thread bleed ftw!)
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#8 Sep 29 2006 at 6:44 AM Rating: Good
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looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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#9 Sep 29 2006 at 6:52 AM Rating: Decent
Kelvyquayo wrote:
looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
What about sniffing glue?
#10 Sep 29 2006 at 6:59 AM Rating: Good
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Althrun wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
What about sniffing glue?


it's quiet...




too quiet....
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#11 Sep 29 2006 at 7:00 AM Rating: Default
Samira wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
First ***** transplant reversed after two weeks

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Operation successful, but recipient suffered 'severe psychological problem'


This was already discussed, but I wanted to add that I'm gratified they transplanted it instead of cooking it. (Thread bleed ftw!)



I'm Katie, rules dont apply.
#12 Sep 29 2006 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
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doood



flame-retardant, bacteria-resistant, rewritable and pathogen-decomposing paper.


all those poor paper recycling companies will go out of buisness, Smiley: frown I hope this don't catch on.
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#13 Sep 29 2006 at 7:12 AM Rating: Decent
Kelvyquayo wrote:
doood



flame-retardant, bacteria-resistant, rewritable and pathogen-decomposing paper.


all those poor paper recycling companies will go out of buisness, Smiley: frown I hope this don't catch on.


That is awesome.

But why does everything invented in the 21st Century have to be named Nano-somethingwhatchamacallit?
#14 Sep 29 2006 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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Althrun wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
What about sniffing glue?

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#15 Sep 29 2006 at 7:15 AM Rating: Default
Interesting. So the recycling companies go out of buisness, we can slow the process of slaughtering the rain forrests. I like it, we could even make wood grained, fire resistant furniture, floors and all of those things. I LIKE IT!
#16 Sep 29 2006 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Interesting. So the recycling companies go out of buisness, we can slow the process of slaughtering the rain forrests. I like it, we could even make wood grained, fire resistant furniture, floors and all of those things. I LIKE IT!





eh, it'll get thrown on the pile with the perpetual motor, the neverending lightbulb , and the smokless ashtray.


no money in it.
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#17 Sep 29 2006 at 8:10 AM Rating: Default
Why no money in it? Its reusable, yes, but its not forever. It will break down.
#18 Sep 29 2006 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Why no money in it? Its reusable, yes, but its not forever. It will break down.


"The finished product can withstand temperatures of 700 degrees C, which make it flame-retardant. It also makes it possible to sanitize the paper with a torch flame or ultraviolet light.?

I dunno, maybe in like a few hundred years....
They will probably invent a kind that does break down, just to keep up the demand.

Something like this can ruin the economy... Smiley: yikes
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#19 Sep 29 2006 at 8:22 AM Rating: Decent
Kelvyquayo wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Why no money in it? Its reusable, yes, but its not forever. It will break down.


"The finished product can withstand temperatures of 700 degrees C, which make it flame-retardant. It also makes it possible to sanitize the paper with a torch flame or ultraviolet light.?

I dunno, maybe in like a few hundred years....
They will probably invent a kind that does break down, just to keep up the demand.

Something like this can ruin the economy... Smiley: yikes


Just think of the boon in refrigerator box houses for homeless people. It make their life golden.

Indestructible paper houses FTW!
#20 Sep 30 2006 at 7:40 PM Rating: Default
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What about sniffing glue?


Emphetamines.


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#21 Oct 01 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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"The finished product can withstand temperatures of 700 degrees C, which make it flame-retardant. It also makes it possible to sanitize the paper with a torch flame or ultraviolet light.?


This product must then, by definition, also cause cancer and cause small marsupials to sprout in the lymph nodes.
#22 Oct 01 2006 at 6:00 PM Rating: Default
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
bears.. why do they have to look so cuddly?


http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-09-20-panda_x.htm

cuddly and apparently tastey

#23 Oct 01 2006 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
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pandas aren't bears, they are big racoons.

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#24 Oct 01 2006 at 6:21 PM Rating: Default
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i thought that was the red panda that was more related to raccoons
#25 Oct 02 2006 at 6:22 AM Rating: Default
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Just think of the boon in refrigerator box houses for homeless people. It make their life golden.

Indestructible paper houses FTW!


You are not thinking of the best use of all though. You would never have to worry about pages of your **** mags sticking together. Get a little man juice on your stroke material, just light the ***** on fire to clean it off.

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#26 Oct 02 2006 at 6:30 AM Rating: Decent
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In April, a team of 15 doctors and three nurses gave Li a nose, upper lip, cheek and eyebrow from a brain-dead donor in a 15-hour procedure.


They can take penises and faces off of brain dead people but everyone whined and cried when they wanted to stop feeding Terry Schiavo. Persistent vegitative state, brain dead, what's the difference?
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