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#27 Sep 28 2006 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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No idea whether she's natural or what, but I've always thought Marg Helgenberger looks great for her age.
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#28 Sep 28 2006 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
Prolly get major slappage for posting this here, but...

I think Bo Derek is still pretty hot.

Edited, Sep 28th 2006 at 2:34pm PDT by BelkiraMithra
#29 Sep 28 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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Janet Jackson has aborigine ******** Or National Geographic ******** Her jamming a nipple piercing through her boob is the breast equivilent of Katie douching for her husband-- you can attempt to spruce it up as much as you like, but the end result is still not fresh and in comparison the Titanic had tighter seals.

Seriously? All the women you mentioned looking rode hard and put away wet have been been exactly that-- with the possible exception of Vivica, the others have been pounded like **** stars. Uhhhh, ok, they really are **** stars, but my point is still the same. You have to be somewhat self destructive to allow yourself to get into that biz and the results quickly show.

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#30 Sep 28 2006 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good
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And I'd have to put Jaclyn Smith up there with Sophia Loren for aging wonderfully.

Sadly, Katie will look like this in a few years. It's the price you pay for chasing all those troop ships...

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#31 Sep 28 2006 at 4:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just another mention of the lovely Diane Lane. I've had a crush on her since childhood.

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#32 Sep 28 2006 at 5:02 PM Rating: Decent
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I think Daryl Hannah has aged extremely well.
#33 Sep 28 2006 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
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I think Jane Seymour and Jessica Lange are still pretty hot.
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#34 Sep 28 2006 at 9:27 PM Rating: Good
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Still hot: Sela Ward, age 50

Hit the wall: Lindsay Lohan, age 20
#35 Sep 29 2006 at 1:13 AM Rating: Decent
I would vote for Kristin Scott Thomas. Only 47, but still very beautiful and classy.

I also, strangely, still like Charlotte Rampling, eventhough she's 60.


And of course, the half-wrinkles, half papier-maché thing that is Jackie Stalonne.

Edited, Sep 29th 2006 at 2:14am PDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx
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#36 Sep 29 2006 at 2:13 AM Rating: Decent
I disagree on Goldie Hawn, too much lip work done.

I agree on Renee Russo, Kim Basinger and Daryl Hannah.

I'd like to add Farrah Fawcett to the list of women who aged well.
#37 Sep 29 2006 at 3:20 AM Rating: Decent
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The olsen twins aged rather well. I thought they were gonna end up looking like monkey's by their 18th. Instead they only slightly disgustipate me.
#38 Sep 29 2006 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:
Hit the wall: Lindsay Lohan, age 20
Yeah.... This surprises me. I always thought she was exotically beautiful, and now she has more wrinkles than someone twice her age. Maybe she'll pull a Christina Aguilera and go from looking ****** to classy.

Oh, and last night I saw Michelle Pfieffer, Uma Thurman and Glenn Close in Dangerous Liasons and thought they all still look good.

Edited, Sep 29th 2006 at 9:51am PDT by Atomicflea
#39 Sep 29 2006 at 8:56 AM Rating: Decent
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They all look great. but I always wonder where the makeup stops and the face begins. I swear if they ever invent a way to put our brains in a robot body, we'll see all kinds of Paris Hiltons and Brad Pitts running around.
#40 Sep 29 2006 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
Oh, and last night I saw Michelle Pfieffer, Uma Thurman and Glenn Close in Dangerous Liasons and thought they all still look good.



My most favorite movie of all time. Michelle Pfieffer was just ethereally beautiful, Uma Thurman is naturally gorgeous and Glenn Close just has that regal beautiful down pat.

Also, I think Meryl Streep has still got it too.
#41 Sep 29 2006 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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The olsen twins aged rather well. I thought they were gonna end up looking like monkey's by their 18th. Instead they only slightly disgustipate me.


I was going to go this route but substitute Dakota Fanning for the O twins.

Anyway, I think it's a truly sad statement about our society when we spend time judging the females of our species purely by appearance and don't even forgive what should be the proud accumulation of traits through aging. Wrinkles, sagging tits, silver hair; all should be but a badge to be worn proudly by the matriarchs of our society, but rather than worship we denegrate them for no longer giving me the wood. I am disgusted by all of you.
#42 Sep 29 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
we denegrate them for no longer giving me the wood. I am disgusted by all of you.
Apparently, you are only truly disgusted by those of us that are old.
#43 Sep 29 2006 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
Atomicflea wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
we denegrate them for no longer giving me the wood. I am disgusted by all of you.
Apparently, you are only truly disgusted by those of us that are old.


Ha! You assume that when something disgusts me I am unable to perform, when in fact, I've probably just had too much to drink.
#44 Sep 29 2006 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
we denegrate them for no longer giving me the wood. I am disgusted by all of you.
Apparently, you are only truly disgusted by those of us that are old.


Ha! You assume that when something disgusts me I am unable to perform, when in fact, I've probably just had too much to drink.
Wuss! You know what Viagra is really made of? Blue food colouring, 3 drops of my blood, mixed with powder so they can make it into a pill.

True story.
#45 Sep 29 2006 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Just another mention of the lovely Diane Lane. I've had a crush on her since childhood.

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I just love lesbian crushes, please elaborate more about what you would do with the lovely Diane Lane.
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#46 Sep 29 2006 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Ha! You assume that when something disgusts me I am unable to perform
Heck, no- the show must go on!!!



Then again, I assume your performance consists of a rant against the feminist establishment, followed by loud belching and a caressing yet thorough readjustment of your moose knuckle, followed by projectile vomiting.
#47 Sep 29 2006 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
we denegrate them for no longer giving me the wood. I am disgusted by all of you.
Apparently, you are only truly disgusted by those of us that are old.


Ha! You assume that when something disgusts me I am unable to perform, when in fact, I've probably just had too much to drink.
Wuss! You know what Viagra is really made of? Blue food colouring, 3 drops of my blood, mixed with powder so they can make it into a pill.

True story.


Probably some of this too.

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