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God does not exist, deal with it.
Make me, tough guy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Wait, are you saying that God's not cool or what?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I am cool.. your lying your lying!!!
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God does not exist, deal with it.
God pwns n00bs SUCKA!!!!!!!111111111111kklol
This is not as cool as the last thread about this subject.
Jawbox wrote:
Satan is cool.
I thought we hated Bush?
You know who sent him over here to tell us how uncool we are?
Satan.
Satan.
Through a low-ranking messenger, of course. He's not cool enough for Satan to talk to face to... visage.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Through a low-ranking messenger, of course. He's not cool enough for Satan to talk to face to... visage.
Using french words in a non-culinary context?
SATANIST! BURN THE WITCH!!
It's a bit like when I was watching "***** eye for the straight Guy". Well, actually, my girlfriend was watching it, while I was jacking off to some hardcore, straight and very heterosexual ****. At some point, the guy with the blond fringe said:
"That is such a fox-pass".
In between closing pop-windows I kept wandering what the hell a fox-pass was. And then it me, in the eye. So I washed it off, and then understood that he meant "Faux-pas", which is pronounced "Fo-pa".
Oh, the irony of trying to use fancy French words and pronouncing them like a ******. If thats not a fox-pass, I dont know what is.
Finally, what about making a show called "Straight eye for the ***** guy"? Where some tough, rugby-playing and beer-drinking alpha males scream abuse at a gay guy for dressing like a ****** and walking like he had a broomstick up his ***.
Just a thought...
"That is such a fox-pass".
In between closing pop-windows I kept wandering what the hell a fox-pass was. And then it me, in the eye. So I washed it off, and then understood that he meant "Faux-pas", which is pronounced "Fo-pa".
Oh, the irony of trying to use fancy French words and pronouncing them like a ******. If thats not a fox-pass, I dont know what is.
Finally, what about making a show called "Straight eye for the ***** guy"? Where some tough, rugby-playing and beer-drinking alpha males scream abuse at a gay guy for dressing like a ****** and walking like he had a broomstick up his ***.
Just a thought...
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So, if Satan is cool, does that mean hell froze over?
(In which case I would run now to pick up my girl for the gangbang party she agreed to go)
(In which case I would run now to pick up my girl for the gangbang party she agreed to go)
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In between closing pop-windows I kept wandering what the hell a fox-pass was. And then it me, in the eye. So I washed it off, and then understood that he meant "Faux-pas", which is pronounced "Fo-pa".
Believe he was doing that on purpose, making fun of pretentious non-Francophones who try to fancy up their vocabulary with mispronounced and inappropriate faux-French usage. (See what I did there?
) A friend of mine and I use the pronunciation "fox paw", as in "'At thar was a big ol' fox paw, I tell you whut," when we do the same thing. It's analogous to you, for example, mimicking a Texas accent to mock stupid people.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
When I was in college, I knew a girl whose family lived about an hour away out in the sticks. One day she took me to visit them and go morel hunting in the woods and I saw that they had a young fox caged up in a large chicken coop/run. Erm, a fox as in Vulpes vulpes, not an attractive young woman. Although that would have been interesting. From what I recall, someone in their church had come across a few cubs* whose mother had been killed and they were trying to raise the fox up and release it.
Anyway, I learned that foxes are pretty neat animals but they reek to high heaven. Granted, this was a fox in an enclosure but I imagine they're pretty musky to start with. In Richard Adams' Watership Down, the rabbits have a word "embleer" which refers specifically to the reek of a fox and now I know where that idea came from.
I have no reason for sharing this except that "fox-pass" dredged it up from my memory. Oh, and fried morels kick ***.
*I would have thought it was "pups" or "kits" but teh intrawebz says cubs. And a group of foxes is a skulk.
Anyway, I learned that foxes are pretty neat animals but they reek to high heaven. Granted, this was a fox in an enclosure but I imagine they're pretty musky to start with. In Richard Adams' Watership Down, the rabbits have a word "embleer" which refers specifically to the reek of a fox and now I know where that idea came from.
I have no reason for sharing this except that "fox-pass" dredged it up from my memory. Oh, and fried morels kick ***.
*I would have thought it was "pups" or "kits" but teh intrawebz says cubs. And a group of foxes is a skulk.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Huh, I've always heard young foxes referred to as kits, as well.
(Yes, again, the animals, yadda-yadda.)
(Yes, again, the animals, yadda-yadda.)
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Using French phrases in English conversation is very important. It adds, as the French say, a certain "I don't know what." *
* per Dr. Evil.
* per Dr. Evil.
You're so cool.....NOT!
Samira wrote:
mimicking a Texas accent to mock stupid people.
Now why would anyone ever do that...
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